jackee500 comments - FunSubstance

jackee500

Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man

Share Contacts

Report User

Choose wisely 12 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

But they know you're hiding in the Hollywood Hills!

John Green Needs To Be Stopped :´( 24 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

But... The voice in my head is male and I'm straight.

Oh, those were the good old days 7 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

Well, at least the UFOs and Bigfoot sightings made people do real research, now the people just believe everything the media says.

More Shakespeare! 7 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

Nah bro afterwards they were like, "That was pretty fun, but no homo though, right?"

b*tch, bye. 7 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

*Turns up Megalovania*

to bruh or not to bruh 8 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

To bruh or not bruh

Saw this brilliance on Facebook 37 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

Get kryptonite and sell it to Lex Luther

Contraluz opal worth $20000 1 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

What person owns these pure black rooms

3 · Edited 8 years ago

Saw this brilliance on Facebook 37 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

Jhere jin jmy jgararge just jgot jthis jnew jlamborghini jhere.

Making life better one item at a time! 19 comments

jackee500 · 8 years ago

THEY EVEN WORK BACKWARDS~!

Stay weird, everybody 12 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Watching a show about space lesbians who are actually rocks wasn't how I thought I'd be spending my childhood
.
.
But here I am

f*cking minions 7 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Fucking minions? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

New Year's Eve; A time where people literally burn up their money 4 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Yeah, from last New Years.

Xmas didn't make you fat, dude. You did 3 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Insert "But that's none of my business" here

"You were like a coworker to me Anakin" 3 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

He kinda looks more like Adam Driver (Kylo Ren)

Savage 6 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

So... You can unlick someone's butthole?

Cultural obsessions are weird 15 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

O-Oh... *picks up BB-8 and the football and walks away*

Talk about awkward... 7 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

By the power of Google I bring forth this video into Funsubstance...
TOM HIDDLESTON SLUMBER PARTY VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/-mrvq-d9YGs

Common core is ruining America 26 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Common Core basically teaches things to kids in ways which aren't needed to get the point across, which is why the car (which is supposedly built by this system) is all mixed and jumbled up.

Scantroll 6 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

My teacher did that this year... All B except the very last question...

StarWars gave him his youth back 14 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Still, it's best to go into a movie blind

StarWars gave him his youth back 14 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

SPOILERS ABOVE DO NOT READ THE ABOVE COMMENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I honestly don't understand 39 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Gravity falls isn't new, it was made in 2011, and its show finale is in January

You can't beat Bert 2 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Bert: "Lil' kiss on the cheek?"
Mary: "This is purely platonic."

Dirty dave 21 comments

jackee500 · 9 years ago

Fuck your mother!
Am I doing it right?