The Banana Man

jackee500


Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man Report User
When my girlfriend asks why the ruler in the bathroom has a mark on 23 cm 12 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
To measure dick size okay?!
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Oddest question ever 13 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Oh I'm dumb lol
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Abortion in sign language 80 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Also just saying, since the entire year this thing has been up my view has changed, I'm no longer pro-life. Or Christian for that matter.
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Oddest question ever 13 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
His name is Ion? Odd, I have a friend who's username online is Ion as well
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The absolute mad man 9 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Well, mark and pebbles are friends on YouTube. Also, some people just have that type of humor, whether you like it or not
The absolute mad man 9 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
You do know he was just joking, right?
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Someday I will try this. 4 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I like the refer to the gems as "Space Lesbians" but that's just me
We love you too pluto! 2 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
We had a photo shoot of Pluto a few days ago
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So I found out a thing 8 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
£ < you mean this, right?
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pistachios are a girl's best friend 50 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Or he just kept regenerating
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He chose...Wisely 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
No it was just wisely, actually.
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Messing around with bad translator 32 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I used it and I got this
Original text:
"We are the crystal gems"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"We are with crystal decoration"
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Being overdramatic 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
When a sea cucumber gets freaked out it shits it's intestines out.
celebrity yearbook photos 15 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Taylor Lautner is just Sharkboy
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Oh... 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
An un-haesulnoot related comment? I'm astonished!
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Pics with and without flash 4 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I agree
I feel bad for laughing 19 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"User haesulnoot Banned"
Aw, that's sad. I thought his/her harsulnoot comments were funny.
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:3 30 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I know right? Jackee500 is such an uncommon name nowadays
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She's beauty, she's grace, she's got hair in every place 11 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
She's got that Zing, there's just one thing..
She's got a penis
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Painfully true facts about everyday life 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
No it's apple
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I did a thing 13 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Still, it's plagiarism to say it's his.
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Slinky on a treadmill 14 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
oh whoops, I wasnt paying attention hard enough XD
Slinky on a treadmill 14 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
How did he get this to perfect loop.. Its amazing
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Did you...See that? 1 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
That was... Supercatural
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The best way to do it 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Sorry sir, but I believe that there are only 2 comments
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