The Banana Man

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Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man
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This is mine, human 22 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Tucker as in JERICHO?
Mount fuji, japan....Amazing 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Is it snowing on Mt Fuji?
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Archaeologists are going to love this 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
SECRET TUNNEL!
SECRET TUNNEL!
THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS!
Children 13 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I hope one day that child achieves his dream of obtaining a hat, and then putting it into his head..
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I don't know what to say 12 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Point your wand at them and use the Tickling Charm on them
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Squidward 26 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
That's no mayo
Didn't get it when I was little.... But I do now 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
A horoscope?..Horoscope...Whor-OHHHH
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The summertime double standard 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Why the dislike tho
Genghis never gave up 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Just like Jaden Smith's advice I made!
Will:"Now Jaden what did I tell you?"
Jaden: "Dad Please No"
Will:"When there's a Will Smith there's a Way Smith"
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Weirdly true! 9 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Mmm soggy food
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That's how the fight started 7 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Me and my wife were at an airport
We boarded the plane
And that's when the flight started
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'Tis but a scratch :'D 10 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
-Then what's that?
-...I've had worse
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She's Probably Talking About The People She Trapped In Her Basement 9 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
No
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Batman is strong. Batman is life 8 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
If batman can beat superman, why can't goku? :P
My boobs hurt as I post this... 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Your boobs hurt?
I can make them feel better...
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By giving you helpful tips on how to calm the pain!
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She will be okay... It's just a stage she is going through. 11 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Her mom told her she'd go to hell for this.
She never thought this literally
he double ship it. 18 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Like a me as a gem?
I guess, I made one called Aquamarine
he double ship it. 18 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I got confused for a second because they fused to become stevonnie, and I wasn't thinking of the ship itself...
Anyways crossover on Thursday and I hope to hell it's not bad
he double ship it. 18 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
This comment really speaks to me
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he double ship it. 18 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
The outsiders mate
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Not /just/ husbands and wives... 7 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
She forgot to turn the dishwasher off and take the dishes out, woops
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Mineral rainbow 22 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
We'll always find a way!
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, on Captain America's butt. 9 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I pledge allegiance, to Cap's butt it is the United States of America.
And to his ass, for which it stands two Buttcheeks, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
Dark Humor. Warning. 53 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Alls fair in love and war my friend
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Dark Humor. Warning. 53 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
They forgot the second half to the first joke
What's worst than the Holocaust?
Two worms in your apple
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