The Banana Man

jackee500


Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man Report User
Mr. Skeltal at Target 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"Here-booker-catch"
Lovely
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Congratulations...You're Not Pregnant 7 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Rofl
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Rocket 4 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Sarcasm + Internet ≠ Understanding
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A wonderful secret room 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
How I'd find this room:
*searches house for source of wifi*
*finds the wall*
*breaks wall*
*free wifi*
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Animals are wonderful 19 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
We need to call in all the captains for this, where's CaptainSparklez?
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I present my brilliant co-workers 4 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"Priority: High"
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Maybe too dark for a christmas card 11 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"I told u it wasn't a phase ma"
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Frankly, I'm shocked 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Watts wrong with that guy?
Obama Reads Mean Tweets 12 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Didn't know you posted that video, sorry
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Obama Reads Mean Tweets 12 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I didn't get that message, sorry
Stoplight sonata 1 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Are you sure that's not the elusive double-faced dog?
His name is Susan 15 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Congratulations! You commented on a post from over a year ago! How do you feel that you went this far into the funsubstance archives?
i see, what you did there. 10 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
How. Does. Grammar!
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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Per 26 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
To me it seemed like you were about to say period and then you were like "oh no wait nevermind"
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I need these stickers 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
My nana would say "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph" if she heard someone say that.
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Youtube comments 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
The new way things were integrated on YouTube (no top comment section, weird comments, plus 1 thing) is all because of Google plus, as the new layout is made for Google plus. The thing is, not many people actually use Google plus, so having it forced onto YouTube made many people angry.
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That was tricky 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
K first, what teacher makes a one question section? Second, what teacher would put "awesome" there as a synonym for "cool" even when it's widely known that kids use them as synonyms? Teachers these days..
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Youtube comments 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I miss these type of comments
Mother fucking Google plus
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she gonna be queen of frogs 9 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
As cute as this is, I don't understand why some tumblr posts type with caplock on, and Im guessing it's not a mistake because there's a few posts like this, and because its long enough that they'd have noticed. Sorry for asking a question, please don't downvote me to the pit of Legos
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Korean comic 5 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Wait so.. Wha.. What the fuck? Why does she have an outlet for a belly button? Wtf is wrong with Korea...
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They all have a bear paw 2 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
No its her cat paw.
She is cat
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Is it possible? 18 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Eh, nothing would work. The only exit is through a Transmat hole called the Griever Hole where the Grievers come out of.
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Is it possible? 18 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Bridge wouldn't be useful because there were no water masses that necessarily needed to be built across. Also if you're wondering, the reason that making ladders and climbing up vines doesn't work was because there's a ceiling. In the book (I don't remember if it happened in the movie) there's a part where the sun disappears, yet that's because there was no sun to begin with.
TL;DR: They're in a box basically
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*inappropriate thoughts intensify* 13 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Also the websites name is "ilovedoodle"
I wonder what doodle they mean..
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