The Banana Man

jackee500


Bananas will eventually take over.

— The Banana Man Report User
why people on tumblr should not be parents 20 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Reminds me of family guy, how Meg's real name is short for Megatron and not Megan
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Mineral rainbow 22 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
We'll always save the day :D
I want to ride my bicycle bicyclebicycle 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I've had tons of these but the current one I'm binging through is Captain Sparklez' Mianite
Sonic 2 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"You're too slow!"
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If he's a rooster.... 2 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
A rooster robbing the zoo sounds like a movie that Disney makes in between their popular movies
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It's very important to know all this stuff! 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Jacksfilms made this book apparantly
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The most creative prom invitation 17 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"Will u start to prom width mi?"
"Baybe I alwayz wanted two start too prom width u"
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haymitch approves 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I dont know why this was voted down, cookie dough is MY solution.
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From europe to asia every single day 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Am I in Constantinople or Istanbul? I thought Constantinople was loooong gone
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Orangutan covering himself from the rain 3 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Why not both?
*mexican music plays internally*
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Interesting data 27 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Thank you, I am fucking tired of these feminism/meninism posts, we obviously want equality but this is not the site to be having arguments or whatever. Now a days I can't even count how many feminism and meninism posts I've seen, how about we just stop.
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and suddenly, santa! 8 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Kinda like that table
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Didn't think it through.. 17 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
You know you could've linked the same picture without the pony face clipped on it.. No offense I just really dislike that show.
God has never been the problem 53 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
All these people arguing about religion
And I'm just sitting here masturbating
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As a straight single guy 10 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Would it really be a relationship if they weren't attracted to them/that gender though? What's the point of dating if you weren't interested in the first place?
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Everytime I try to have a slice of pizza 6 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
I'm just wondering why he's eating an entire pie outside
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Whovians, whovians everywhere 4 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Could be Colin Baker
One of my favorite tweets 2 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
"Ya'll move in with your aunty and uncle in bel air"
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Water droplet falling onto new water-repellant metal 11 comments
jackee500 · 9 years ago
Robin Williams:"ITS FLUBBER!"
Random Guy:"It's gay."
*flubber fires laser at guy, fuck you man*
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My masterpiece, it took me a like 2 months to finish 16 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Alright, it just seemed a tad bit suspicious that the 2011 was missing. Plus the "two month" thing in the title made it seem like you started making it in November. Anyways, good job
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My masterpiece, it took me a like 2 months to finish 16 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Ugh, Plagerism. He found a picture from 4 years ago and removed the "2011" at the bottom to make it look like his. Disgusting,
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Yum 7 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Baeked Potato?
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Well f*ck you too, Amazon 4 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
I learnt about it last week
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All you need 17 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
*gives 5 dollars and run away with 4,999,995 dollars giggling*
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Home sweet home - 360 angle shot taken with a phone 11 comments
jackee500 · 10 years ago
Yeah, either that or the grassy super Mario Galaxy planet you start on.
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