iwantasandwhich

iwantasandwhich


I like sandwiches! Bitches should make me fucking sandwiches! Btw, I'm a girl so don't mistake me for a sexist guy, I just really fucking like sandwhiches

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Sad Story 15 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
His imaginary girlfriend lost her hair when they kissed.....
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She got 19 27 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I'm not the only one who wouldn't like that status, right?
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If you're using internet explorer 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
suddenly a wild beyonce appears...
(•_•)
<) )╯ all the single ladies
./ \.
( •_•)
\( (> all the single ladies
./ \.
(•_•)
<) )╯
./ \. oh oh oh
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Let me introduce you to the internet 20 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Yes I agree! I love the feeling of my blood running down my legs from the flesh that's been ripped out. Amazing feeling!
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Time to get rid of this Amanda girl 61 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Yay :D thank you kind sir! :,)
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Hey girls, did you know that... We've had enough of this 1 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
My thoughts exactly when I see posts like that haha
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Let my friend use my laptop I open it to find this 6 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Ya know, I think it's time I say bye to FunSubstance for the day....seeing this post, I just....I'm done
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Fun Harry Potter fact! 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
She looks like a female version of Harry potter....
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Cat within a cat 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
We need a cat within a cat within a cat
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Biggest lie in history 5 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
This picture says the opposite.
http://s7.postimg.org/gzcgg357f/Gfhds.jpg
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Time to get rid of this Amanda girl 61 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I'm on it! *pepares shot gun* I'll be back....
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Children's worst nightmares 48 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
A child's worst nightmare??? I'm 18 and I'm getting nightmares cuz of this.....
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Well, that escalated weirdly 3 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Boy, that escalated quickly......
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Dogs being sleepy 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
.....they are dogs
Punny spider 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I won't deny that it is cute, but I want it dead
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Best father 10 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Nobody asked you
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A cast you can scratch under 12 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
If you live in Canada you don't have to worry about that
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Right in the feels! 13 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
I miss my mom.... :,( I will always remember everything you've done for me and how strong and how much of a fighter you were! Taking care of 4 kids was hard enough as it was but on you own? Even without my fathe in the picture, you still managed to fill the role of my dad! You are such an inspiration! You truly did an amazing job and I will always remember you! I love you so much! Fuck cancer! Rest in Paradise! <3<3
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This is what barbie would look like if she had an average woman's body 20 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Idk lol the doll looks better, but a bit awkward....Maybe the neck is a little tiny bit too short or the shoulders are broad or.....well idk haha but it looks better than the original by far
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Sorry, but nothing for you 8 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's never going to happen!
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Momma duck gets real 4 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Life's not fair :(
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Romeo and Juliet 9 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Yup. Juliet was 13 years old and Romeo was 17. I'm guessing you haven't read the book?
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Know your body type 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
What if you have big boobs but barely an ass since that's what I have? What does that make me?
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Let me introduce you to the internet 20 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
There is no way any of these pictures are photoshopped! There's no way!!!
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In 3rd grade 11 comments
iwantasandwhich · 11 years ago
Why must you ruin it?
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