Hit the Θώθ walk, Θώθ walk, Θώθ walk, hey hey

Anyone else notice how similar they both look?

Violence is never the first answer. When someone bullies/harasses you, fight back.

Obviously, to bonk on people's heads

Knowing 4chan, it won't end wholesome. Remember Chris Chan?

He likely used those temporary animal fur dyes or it's photoshop

Still do, keep in my car for music emergency, i.e., no radio, phone battery low

Top notch meme material

But instead of being fat and ugly, you are just ugly now. That's a win in my book

the overachiever of all overachievers

Looks like a video game glitch

It's sad that this needs to exist.

If you encounter ridiculous standards, it's likely because a HR guy wrote it. Apply it nevertheless.

Nice but, maybe don't steal

I know a lot of our appearance is based on genetics, but we can work on our appearance. For e.g., for the person on right can work on his body by regularly exercising, he can work on his bald patch by either using a high quality toupee($$$), shaving his head($) or going for hair weaving($$$$$). He could start working on his grooming skills, get some dental work (expensive, I know) or just maintain better dental habits. It's not impossible to maintain a better version of yourself, it just depends on how much time, money and work you are willing to put-- like on almost anything in life.

Congratulations, enjoy your space!