"Alive at Five"? More Like "Dead Before Bed"!

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It would be sad if it rains

Bro, NSFW, a little kid passed by me the exact time this popped up

Snow in the north is more powdery, and they fortunately have the necessary tools to keep roads safe. The south has more wet, ice-like snow because it is not cold enough there, and snow removal devices wont work on that type of snow. in like 2013, 2 inches fell in the south and the highways were blocked for days, and chaos ensued. So, long story short, snow is an asshole in the south, and is less of an asshole in the north
sorry for the long comment, heres a weird, tiny potato 0

one time someone stole my glasses and I had to walk around school practically blind and by the time I got to the next class I had several bruises from hitting stuff and ending up not learning anything (because I couldn't see) And thats the story of how I failed my next quiz

:'( my dog is old too, but hopefully...

thought is was a head
thought it was a tree
saw it was a head
freaks
out

I want the Kool-aid guy to burst through it while the John Cena! theme plays in the background while explosions start to go off everywhere around Kool-aid man!

NO! JUST NO! STORY > MONEY but then again there are some great ideas in the coments

Time to make finger lickin' good chicken
*messes everyting up*
Alright i'll jusy go to KFC =^P

Why would you tell us in december then?!

Spider-man approves!

What do you mean I have to do this for 13 more years?

I think a few bones were crushed there too ... poor cat <=^(

Well geez, not all jokes are offensive! This is offensive!
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