I mean this isnt hypothetical anymore, the HELIOS system is an actual laser/directed energy weapon that could easily roast anyone who attempts to overrun the perimeter at a closed base.

I'm not a gay furry so... I think you and I define fun in very different ways.

@famousone ...this made me laugh a bit more than I'm proud to admit.

Someone put an invite out online about gathering outside Area51 and trying to rush the perimeter to try and get inside to see "what they're hiding". People were laughing and joking about it at first but they have thousands of people legitimately signing up for it/making plans to attempt to storm the base and people are trying to tell them it's a VERY bad idea... like ya'll will legit be killed. The whole thing has gone viral.

Lol, you crack me up dude I love it.

I am! I'm also not stupid enough to try and hop the fence at a closed military base. :)

I know you're joking but they can literally shoot them faster then the perceived speed of light with a HELIOS system that were developed at Area 51... several of which are thought to be installed at defensive locations at Area 51...so... yeah...

Unless they can move faster than the dozen or so Phalanx CIWS stations, they're all going to get turned into pink mist.

This isnt editorialized either. Most people only recognize him as a famous actor but the guy was a legitimate commando/clandestine services officer who literally assassinated Nazis.

...no one in Texas under the age of 80 actually talks like that. Now git'!

Pretty sure this is about a video game called Subnautica... I've no freaking idea what the rest of you are on about.

Yup.

...as long as YOU keep track of ALL your paperwork over the years. Dont rely on anyone in records unless you're an officer. If you're enlisted... your documentation will be constantly lost.

Unfortunately that's not a new thing, China literally has concentration camps filled with millions of people who either disagree with the government or are from a non approved religion/race. Its terrible and scary that people are only just now having "wtf" moments about it.

This post did not make me laugh... however, your comment did.

@flyingoctopus It's legit, these arent even the worst ones shes published.
@vitklim this is exactly the sort of thing you would see daily on Huffpo before they started having mass layoffs... for some crazy reason...