"Existing"... let's not lower the bar as to what we call a "life" quite so far.

Dyno-mighta'been

So.. is she single? (SWM46)

Nay, good sir. All of nature knows your love of all animals. You shall be cared for as a king. These tentacle maidens shall attend thee.

(O O) I MUST ask this question... DO lizard ladies have boobs?

Might be made from reclaimed uranium glass. (00) eh, what could go wrong?

Not awkward at all. Words of sender are clear and can also be interpreted to include them in a subset of equivalent definition and inclusion of determination.

Forgo the steering wheel, apply brake heavily.

One countries trash.. come to USA, we love trash.

Well... I mean yeah. 20+ cop perp walk, put ALL evidence on TV & online so the whole US justice and public systems can find flaws in it. Talk death penalty for this but not other high-profile killings.
Yeah, good job prosecutors. I'd say 60% he walks on various technicalities. The lawyers for kid accused of Charlie Kirk's killing should be taking notes.

Either you take the resources that we’re going to give you …(like a free COVID shot and mask mandate) or you decide that you are going to be locked up in jail. That’s the way it has to be now.”
“Or involuntary lethal injection or something. Just kill ‘em.” (full support letgal non-voluntary shots to people who don't want to receive COVID shot. Wait, what're they talking about.)

Die-a-beat-us Rex

Snek

"Survived".. yup, me too lil pro, me too.

The road behind, traveled safe and led ye unto here; the road ahead be full of dread, road cones, delays and fear.

Mountain hermit, immortal time traveller, welcomes intrepid mountain climber. "Greetings traveller" (he speaks a distant language but a small box translates to your tongue) might I query you, what year is it in yon world?"
"Ummm 2025. "
(He strokes a long white beard).. "hmm, 63 more to go."
Roll initiative.

If they refuse to identify, call 911 and ask for supervisor to arrive to affirm the credentials of all officers on-site. (This also gives records that identification was withheld when requested on official call and incident logs. If they enter without warrant or consent, call 911 and and for a higher authority (sheriff office over city police, state troopers over sheriff). Again, call logs their offense and it HAS to be investigated and official report made. If officer entered home without RAS, they must explain to the responding officer why they entered.
When exiting house, LOCK the door behind you (but have they keys or combination to get back in).
Don't ask for badge number, as some departments allow officer to change if they want, or to have multiple badge numbers if they work for multiple agencies or teams (like SWAT, K9, or drug officer). Ask for state Commission for Law Enforcement (COLE) identification number. It's their officially issued license as a police officer #.

(00) we wish it was trapped in an iceberg.

Medicinal, prescribed to treat the huge pain in his ass.

See that Anakin! THAT is a TRUE master, always learning, humble, and too short for a storm trooper.

Now paint the REST of the rhino. I DARE you.

Dear attacker,
Please be aware that the former home owner has fallen to the ranks of the undead. They are trapped in the back yard but seem happy to slowly chase butterflies and squirrels all day. I haven't the heart to end them as their face, while withered by the sun, seems to have a permanent smile as they move.
This is made slightly more disturbing by the fact they are nude and continuously hump the door to the back yard when they detect movement in the house. The full body latex suit and strapon dildo they wear (estimated +15 inches and tentacle shaped) are additional reasons I will not address their continued presence until threat index increases.
Please be advised, this one is part if a pack I assume to be the neighborhood fetish club and the others roam the street at night; attacking and .. um.. "attacking" even other undead. I am very afraid. Please attack soon, it'll be hilarious.

Power drops by inverse square of distance dumass.