Vigorous Manatee 1 comments
Broadest blue-collar groovy 1 comments
The coupon hack every shopper must know 1 comments
Destitute preserved fruitful 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 weeks ago
It's not what you call it, it's what happens there. Cairo = mummies. Berlin = that guy. Your moms house... no explanation necessary.
Anon orders a pizza 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 weeks ago
Oh yeah OP, you da man for standing up to that (checks notes)... poor ... pizza delivery person.. . Yeah, Jesus would be SO proud of who you are as a person (chisels these facts into stone) I'm SURE Heaven is right for (checks notes..) .. (- -) YoU.
Aortal Dissection at 42 in November. This is my life now 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 weeks ago
Imagine your heart has a little tiny tear in the seam that connects the high pressure chamber and the main artery that sends blood around the body. .. and if you sneeze too hard it'll rip open and flood your chest cavity with what was formerly life-GIVING blood and is now internal organ meat broth.
MegaSpy uploaded it first, im a pleb 1 comments
Bullied combined awake 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 weeks ago
I did a traffic study in college showing if businesses with even addresses started work at 8 and odd #s started at 9 it was the equivalent effect on traffic as adding 2 extra travel lanes in each direction without the cost.
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The "party of family values", who think drag queens are "groomers" 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 weeks ago
As long as school shootings happen with these kids, it's acceptable. I do not apologize. People who teach hatred deserve to watch that hatred die. Either by lids learning respect. .. or other methods.
"Motivation" 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 weeks ago
Hmmmm. Ponders if could be interpreted as "it is possible to DO nothing." Like, you DO NOT HAVE TO BE BUSY ALL THE TIME! sit on rock, stare at cloud, ponder that small rock, is it orb-like.. ponder that.
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Envious onerous adamant 1 comments
Mitigated enamel thunderous 1 comments
inspectora
· 5 weeks ago
HVAC for fascists is like HVAC for normals but with gift of jumbo shrimp frozen in a block of ice deep set in a 5 gal bucket in the attic with a drip into the duct work
[OC] Relaxing day at the beach in Texas 1 comments
inspectora
· 5 weeks ago
Oh look it's. .. (click .. click, click.. (propane torch) pUUUUUUUURRRRR) OH LOOK. it's on fire. Finally.
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Quixotic printed notable 2 comments
Aortal Dissection at 42 in November. This is my life now 5 comments
inspectora
· 6 weeks ago
Aortic dissection. And I've checked my statistics, the survival rate has improved to ~ 50% sine I was last in medical training in 2006
Socrates who? Snapchat AI has SOLVED the trolley problem! 1 comments
inspectora
· 7 weeks ago
...and THAT is why I support our robot overlords. THEY can make the obvious decision without hesitation when it needs to be.
Please be aware that the former home owner has fallen to the ranks of the undead. They are trapped in the back yard but seem happy to slowly chase butterflies and squirrels all day. I haven't the heart to end them as their face, while withered by the sun, seems to have a permanent smile as they move.
This is made slightly more disturbing by the fact they are nude and continuously hump the door to the back yard when they detect movement in the house. The full body latex suit and strapon dildo they wear (estimated +15 inches and tentacle shaped) are additional reasons I will not address their continued presence until threat index increases.
Please be advised, this one is part if a pack I assume to be the neighborhood fetish club and the others roam the street at night; attacking and .. um.. "attacking" even other undead. I am very afraid. Please attack soon, it'll be hilarious.