The statue decrying "thou hast a tiny peepee"

(Oo) where did the giant shadow in the trees go?

Sout pucker butts.

My good plague doctor, tis thine only purpose doth existing.. en,tré?

"Not yet boo. It's the future story telling. But when this came out those tablets and flat touch screen TVs they use didn't exist."
But that's just an IPad.
"It is...NOW. The future is what you make of the ideas you have today."

Do "normal" people NOT have that?

Side quests ARE the main quest. Have they never played online or watched the show?
"Hold it Katara, the spirits of past Avatars say we should take THAT trail."
(oo) 1. You're not the Avatar, Sokka, 2. You mean THAT trail .. that goes past those Earth nation food vendors? With the girls dancing to get your attention?

The last 6 years I've been clearing around a farm house on what was my grandmother's farm. Leased / rented by those outside our family from 1937 to 1998 and built around 1906. So far I've taken 53 thirty gallon trash bags of beer & soda bottles (glass) and 7 large cardboard boxes of broken glass to recycle. Still find more after every rain.

Educated people don't vote to keep those who are in power back into power.

Was... was there a lot of testing done to prove this?

RELAX.. when govt forces occupy U.S. cities the next president will withdraw and leave tons of military hardware for us all to enjoy. After all.. our taxes paid for them. FREE GUNS... I call dibs on the water processing truck and mobile generator.

Just tell him you invited GOD into your house and that's how you got pregnant.

My bedroom needs more expose beams.

Well, the smart jocks don't bully the nerds so nerds have no interaction with them. Then again table tennis "jock" is a difficult concept for anyone to grasp.

4th wall break on a 4th wall break.

When the job is complex, a weak man attempts on his own and a strong man calls upon the bros to aide in the lift.

Now realize what is missing from my existence.

This is one Texas philosophy I WILL go to war for.

All captions are factual if you never fact-check.

Don't make me feel sympathy for Stalin just because our mothers were similarly geart crushing and never satisfied with what "little" accomplishments we could attain...

$1200 per month, serious offers only.

Asked around. Checks out.

Do what ye must to pay the bills, do what your able to make yourself happy.