Sheep to the slaughter. Corgis aren't innocent.

These are just B+W pictures of Australia... Never mind that joke is old as hell, but seriously in Australia you get to actually pet some of the animals at the zoo.

He's my favorite part of Transformers, I thought his spaz like behavior was hilarious.

The gutter is the flag!?!?
If I saw this I would stop my car, knock on the door, and shake their hand of the person who did this.

I thought the title was misleading and would have more to do with a duck than a fart. Should had been called "Dutch oven rumble" or "Life's a gas"

Looks like the unsuccessful person is the one on the ground.
So, either be the one helping, being helped, or pushing someone off the platform and taking what is yours. *bonus points for screaming, "this is Sparta."
Just don't be the one getting pushed.

Try: ctrl alt del
If that doesn't work try: unplugging it then plugging it back in
Now if it's still unresponsive try: a hard reset by rubbing the undercarriage, it'll loose all of its memory so hopefully you have a back up.
If the hard reset works you'll know because your arm will be scratched to shit.

Yeah. I've always thought of anger as a secondary emotion.

That is a fat ass cactus in the back... Wait nope, just a fat ass bush.

I hate micro transactions.

Twist ending! And a little ewww.

This is a fight that has gone on for years.

I don't buy it.

There are a lot of people who relate to this post. Makes me wonder:
What if everyone feels like this? What if in conversation you see the highlight of someone else's sentences, but miss them being cut out? What if they weren't brave enough to call and just sat wondering if anyone like them enough to call them and hang out? What if every single person who exists feels like the one who is left out, and when you realize that: you awaken, and by seeing it you can change it?
Or what if we're all just fucked, socially awkward, and anxiety filled people.

Gonna have to see a works cited on this post. It became unbelievable when I noticed the 1nd mistake.