That's a balla move.

Do the red shirt sleeves a look like a face to anyone less?
Like, "you gonna check Me out? Then I'm gonna sit here and look like a Neanderthal face."

"Maaaaaaaaaa staaaaaaaph."-baby giraffe

I was expecting a little more pay off. Sigh,

Selfies aren't all that new, they are just more easily created due to cameras. Ever been to a museum? Most of the higher class citizens, they were the ones who could afford it, had murals of themselves.
Me and my family take selfies all the time because it's fun to cram together and take one. If you enjoy it, do it, as long as no one is getting hurt.

I'm saying "dick hair" from now on, for the rest of my life.

"Excuse me waiter, there seems to be half a Jedi in my soup."

That's a tiny swan.

It was late, the sun had set for the day, as the darkness had long made itself comfortable among the roadways. I remember it was raining and it felt like a baptism washing away the sins of found only in this part of town.
I was watching from the bench outside of the bar when I saw a young damsel exit the establishment, I could tell from her gait she shared the same symptoms as those who lacked the tolerance for drink.
Then, without warning, a man burst out of the darkness with a force of three, slamming into the lady, and knocking her to the ground.
Before I could respond, your son, the brave man he is jumped in, fought off the man from the darkness, and left without any word.
He left his phone and I wish to return it.- what I would say.

Listen, I'm really tired of people hating on the way balls look. If it wasn't for someone with a healthy brain hang, you wouldn't be here right now.
#StopBallHating #BallsAreBeautiful

Wtf is happening here?

I seriously thought it was people dancing around a penis.

Looks like he's also in a corn-er.

Looks like someone buck-eted the system.

I think he would be more likely to hire other giants to search for illegal immigrants and less likely to do it himself.

If they are old enough to do in app purchases, then they old enough to password protect their account... I'm talking about Kanye.