Smashing Pumpkins was the first band I saw in concert, the first time I jumped a gate to get close to a stage, and it was the first time I ever smelled weed. I think I was like 12 and someone's dad took us and then he said, "I'm standing over here when you boys get done."
It was awesome... Oh and garbage opened for them... Which was okay.

The last picture.

I'd play the hell out of a game if it just had that battle on the cover. Like a Grand Theft Chariot.

Or maybe you're the projection and I am the real one.

There is always a man who finds that sexy. Don't give up on that dream.

I'm a Christian, and although these types of things happen, I don't believe this happened. The lack of when it occurred, the person who is just labeled "atheist" and some "university," and the fact that he didn't see water in the pool when he walked past the water; these are just some very basic logic points that prove a false story. You know how dark it would have to be? How did he find the board? If there was a shadow, there would have been enough light for him to see no water because there would be some sort of reflection.
Not trying to burst any bubbles, but I don't really think this is a good way to show/prove to people who Christ is.

God I hope someone does this for me.
As part of my will, I've asked my wife to provide a cardboard cutout of me at the front of my funeral so people can pose and take a picture with me.
It's not something anyone would expect and I want people to smile on my way out.

How does that not rip your skin off as you pull it from your finger?

I hope one day I can say that exact sentence at the bottom.