Time traveler coming back to be her own mother.
"Who could be a better mother to me, than me?" -said in Legally Blonde voice

That term has been exhausted.

A garbanzo bean with a face.

Yeah, it's hard to take something seriously when you can get it done in Vegas after knowing someone for 5 min.

Even my mamma think that my mind is gone,

*eyes closed deep breath*
Tisk, tisk, tisk.

Cruise control son.

It's because black people are the only ones who can be black.

Lihea, I am a Christian and I agree with you. I think people automatically think, "prayer. This is a Christian." But prayer is done throughout a few religions (and the vet saying pray is actually respectful as the statement covers a variety of religions not just vets), and even when a family doesn't have a particular faith, prayer can be therapeutic. I think it would have been more beneficial of the parent to have just said thank you, and told the child that she was just being trying to be kind given the difficulty of the situation.