Alcoholism... Wait that's not right.

I stand corrected. It was an on again off again girlfriend. Thank you guest.

You don't know his profession.

His wife died. The last picture I saw was of him carrying the casket.

Bigbangwala, I'm putting all jokes aside here. This is no longer trying to win you over, but an attempt to see your side.
I want to know what comedians are your favorite? Obviously we disagree with flavor of funny, and although we may disagree, I still want to understand where you are coming from.
Personally Louis CK, Jim Gaffigan, and Tom Suegura (that last name is probably not spelled right) are my top three.

My apologies. You can have your limbs back.

Without legs.

Get ready Iceland, for a taste of the Nile.
The west Nile to be exact.
Just to be clear, mosquitoes carry West Nile virus. And vodka is going to deliver them.
So get ready Iceland, for a taste of the Nile, washed down with some vodka.

I think of them as redneck monkeys.

Without arms.

Yeah, jokes are a way for many people to over come their differences. For a lot of people, who aren't hateful about it but may be simply uncomfortable with it, it allows them to laugh usually in the room with people the joke is about. Laughing bridges a gap, the same way that morning a loss can.
Don't get all butt hurt about it.

*see what I did there? I made a joke about butts because of the homosexual topic of this post. It doesn't hurt anyone, I have absolutely no problem with people in the LGBT community. It's the black community I can't stand.
I'm kidding again. You can tell when someone is an asshole, hateful, or just making a joke don't act like you can't.

Absolutely because if you're ripped up top and your hips are huge, and you're using tools to cut pieces of yourself off you are a monster.