Heading to the hospital, apparently carving off a hip is a bad idea. *noted

What about critters? He was amazing in that too.
*crickets chirp in background
*door closes in distance
*even the cricket left

In my opinion that seems a little young. I was 14 almost 15 when I started having sex (younger when I started doing the things that come before that), and I wasn't ready for the emotional dependency that comes with a sexual relationship.
I had been with this girl for a year, I was a very responsible kid, very mature in my day to day, and that emotional side just wasn't there yet. (And I'm not sure it is for a lot of kids)
I always wore protection, you should always be wearing protection.

You spelled pineapple incorrectly.

I always end up waiting a year and get the gold deluxe version with all the content.

The cat in the back is even freaked.

Naw. He's just an introvert: alone does not equal loneliness.

He's even smiling like, "yeah. I am the winter."

Like a sir.

I think all school future prep is about 10-20 years behind. In high school every quote we cited had to be put on an index card because, "that's how they do it in collage."
Fucking no they don't.

Why do the hell not! Tell him, I married my best friend and it's been the best thing I have ever done. We have the best communication, and we enjoy each other's company. (I don't see that out of all my married friends).
Tell him you love him!!!!!
Unless you're male and he's not gay, or you're female and he's gay, then I feel for you and that sucks.

Might as well just kick them under the table. You gonna be finding those things for the decade.