Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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Everyone dies 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
No... My goal is to live forever. In this body, a robot body, or a jar with my head.
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And your reasoning is? 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Although they all look similar, I find Zooey the most attractive.
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Holy shit, Australia!! 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
That's what I use for my topping on nightmare cupcakes.
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Black cat an*logy 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Anyone notice the analogy is spelled anal ogy? Philosophy: looking for the anal in analogy
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Am I doing it right? 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I put people in my house into plastic bags. So you're a step ahead of me.
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Now that's a trick! 31 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
God damnit lamejoke
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Now that's a trick! 31 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Is this just fantasy?
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This was a great show! 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
On a personal level, that's some funny shit. On an adult level, Kesha isn't a great role model for 14 year olds.
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The first roll 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Get's me going every time I see my lady eating... Fully clothed, leaving everything to the imagination.
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These two are trying to make it look like they're taking a selfie #frauds 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Thank you for pointing that out. I am slightly-mildly embarrassed that I made that mistake, but I appreciate you pointing that out. I could fix it, but in an effort to set an example I shall leave it as it is. (I'm not being sarcastic just so you know)
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Just another Starbucks misspelling 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Vaginas should never be hidden.
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They'll Probably Never Know 29 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Had to venture out side the normal line of thought to get it.:P
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Wash with soap with whitening, very very brightening 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
"And Bees they have, singers on their bums for meeeeeee."
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Morning rush hour traffic in Yellowstone National Park 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
What if this was how the movie "The Fog" ended-
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These two are trying to make it look like they're taking a selfie #frauds 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
The green flag through me off. I thought this was the next sims game, and the player looks a little lost in the back.
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Aaand there goes the 4th wall 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Ninja turtles has no walls only shells.
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Damn vegans 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Zucchini are that type of vegetable that grows ridiculously huge if you don't pick it, and if spring summer and fall are warmer climates.
Damn vegans 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Zucchini (which some people just call squash)
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Aaand there goes the 4th wall 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Spong Bob breaks walls too.
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How to do math 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
My spirit relates to this on a material level.
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Yeah definitely need to talk to the cat. 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
"A lot of Khajiit resort to smuggling and thievery to get by. A few bad apples spoil the bunch. You know how it is."
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Victoria Secret Angels. Am I the only one that thinks they look better clothed? 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
There is nothing wrong with having a preference. Some people like blondes some like brunettes, some like penis some like vagina. No apology needed though, it looked like venting not attacking. And no matter your size whomever you're going after needs to love that size on you, if they don't find someone else. A lot of times it takes someone loving your body and size before you can.
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No one can disagree with Nick 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" never really clarifies is it's AM or PM.
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Perhaps we should focus on the right thing 30 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
What is impotence?
Victoria Secret Angels. Am I the only one that thinks they look better clothed? 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I'm not really a guy who finds this body type attractive. I mean, I can see why other men would find them attractive, but I like a woman who's more of a size 10-12 hourglass. So, they could be clothed or naked, either way it's about the same for me.
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