Because what's more bad ass:
A willow tree thriving in an open field, it's ivy leaves green, lush, and blowing in the wind. As daisies, and dandelions surround the willows base, like children at the foot of a story teller.
Or a hole in the sky.
A hole in the sky is F-ing bad ass. In fact if I had a band that would be the name or burning boner and we would goes by the double Bs.
Gay willow would not be a good band name.

It was discovered recently that VW was manipulating something in their Diesel engines so they would pass emissions inspections.
And the truck is obviously trying to summon a black fog God.

I just watched the matrix and I like that idea best.

How can you put a price on a lopsided chair mr. Garlog?

Dude that's how you know how many fairies he's killed.

Or we don't consider it a problem.

Or he bought them at an auction as part of a huge lot. Truth be told, he really wanted the waffle iron but he had to haul the entire lot away as part of the agreement. Well, once he got home, he started organizing the pieces of memories of the family that once owned the items. Sadly the family was evacuated from their home after the bank foreclosed on the house; the shoes were new, as the mother was expecting, and were mistakenly placed amongst the other items.
Well, it didn't take long for them to bounce back after the loss of their house, and just in time: the mother gave birth the day after they closed on their new house, and the father bought back the shoes from the ad.