Illjusthavewater

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how is this even possible? 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Apparently this is true. Quick Google search showed several legit science sources covering this phenomenon. However, it's part of a genetic disorder and only affects 1 percent of the population. So it's not really that common, probably about the same as people born with hermaphroditism.
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Life without timekeeping 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
And zombieism due to the fact the virus seems to only affect humans.
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Well damn... 28 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Through his astounding ability to reason, use logic, and utilize the internet search engine Google Val will be the judge of your claim.
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The shortest sad story ever written 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Free wedding ring, one previous owner.
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If Mars still had water 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Who's to say that the vegetation, water, and clouds would be the same color as it is on earth? This should really be titled, "what Mars would look like if it was earth." You could do one of Saturn too, it's just earth with some rings. And don't forget the sun earth, where we're all just on fucking fire.
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n*gga looking like a high school bathroom 29 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
So, when someone gets a tattoo on their face do they ever think, "I love my job at McDonald's and will be here until forever."
Seriously, I have a tattoo's all down my leg, my right shoulder is covered and I have an aleph on my wrist. Each time I got ink, I though about what jobs I could live without doing.
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Well damn... 28 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Oh snap! Snakes lack the critical thinking to process information as it has been described in the blurb.
He won't be held down by your ramblings on Facebook, your bull shit posts on tumblr, or your creepy pasta stories of things that go bump in your mind.
Val wins the: Fuck off nonsense fact checker award
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Well damn... 28 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I just pushed my cat off the bed. He's been stretching out in front of me. That bastard.
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#YeezyForPreezy2020 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
The kid in the back listening to Eminem?
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Heimlich maneuver for dogs 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
This graph is inaccurate dogs never smile when you do that.
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Let's get with the times 'murica 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
He cares about you too *guests
José has no chill 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
This is no place for feeling.
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I'm not mad, I'm disappointed 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
My moms most played album:
"I'm counting to three"
"You know better than that"
And from her family and friends album, a hidden track:
"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"
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These are terrible 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
It's not as bad as diet Mt. Dew.
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These are terrible 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I watch a show my strange addiction, and on the show there was a woman who ate couch cushions. So...
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Let's get with the times 'murica 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Math just told me, no matter what you say, no matter what you call him, nothing else will measure up to how much math cares about you.
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This woman should be sterilized 69 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
PLOT TWIST, arn't we all girls the first month or so after conception?
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/4470128/
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Let's get with the times 'murica 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Math cares Jane. Math cares.
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José has no chill 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I found this ridiculously funny.
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he'll miss you so 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
False: They come back for revenge.
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They really grow up so fast 24 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Shake my rug with your can.
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They really grow up so fast 24 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Yeah, kids have no respect for nice things. You think his nephew bought that phone? No, it was definitely a gift from mom, or perhaps the uncle. And the boy, probably not paying attention drops it and cracks the screen. Take care of your shit son!!
#Thatgirlprobabablyhasadisease
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Subtle 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I'm kidding. It's Malcolm in the middle
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Subtle 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Breaking bad
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This woman should be sterilized 69 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
No prob! No reason to lie about it.
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