As a man who is circumcised, that's not going to take any sexual pleasure away.

I brought a trash bag of condoms to school and handed them out by the fist full before a pep rally. As the pep rally started, people lost their shit and condom balloons filled the air, condom were being slung like rubber bands, and condoms rained down from the top of the bleachers to the bottom. It was glorious; however they shut down the pep rally and canceled all future pep rallies. The school was was in complete chaos, and I actually saw a kid with a Burger King crown on, and condoms on each little spike. I was scared shitless for a week someone would say my name as the giver of condoms, but I was ever caught.

The only time I've ever thought about black people and magic is whenever I see their reaction to a street magician.

Okay, so I can't get this out of my head (not the image an idea) of something that may help. I don't know a lot about SP so I could be completely off. Cut out several large red dots using construction paper. Tape a red dot to each wall in your room, including the ceiling. Everyday that you wake up, look at the dot, and say, "I'm awake there is the dot." Repeat this everyday, every time, no matter how rediculous you feel, until it becomes a natural habit. Next time you have an episode, you will naturally look for the dot. You may not be able to move, but you'll have the security of knowing you're in your room, dreaming, and the logical part of your brain will also become active. Same logic is applied to lucid dreaming. I'd be interested if this helps anyone.

That was the best thing I have ever seen. The music/sound playing made it majestic.

Jesus that's horrible. Do you know you're in a state of sleep paralysis or is the logic side of your out like in a dream? I mean either way that's a horrible event.

That's why I would only drink from the bottle... Or flask... Or animal skin... Whatever the hell they used back then.

Sticks and stones...
-Wait this isn't one of those riddles-

One day you'll be old enough to drink, and learn to regret what you say.