I'm not Googleing wannabe's explanation because of reasons. Until someone proves otherwise, this will now be my reality.

I read jackfruit as jacketfruit. As in,"Leather is murder dude. Try on these banana pants and pineapple fedora."

I Googled this. It is not accurate.

This is Patrick.

Or her mom could become weed.

You don't have a face?

What events are those?

Thank you slimchance for ending the speculation.

I want to know more about why he didn't finish his dream of being a doctor. I find that very important.

The squirrel, not the sign. The sign was probably made by human hands.

Probably. A. Cat.

I agree. You shouldn't get down voted for having an opinion, especially when you're doing it for your self and not trying to convert the nation. I guess it only takes a few, to make the masses dislike the majority. I'm not ashamed of being a Christian, but the crazies who share my faith that make evaluate how I discuss it with others (so I get it). You got my upvote too. And your tastebuds arn't dumb, they are probably very well educated.

I completely support your choice to eat whatever you want. But I'm really gonna have to agree with the pacifist on this one. It's a taste that you have to say, "close enough." I'm celiac, and nothing taste like a fresh loaf of homemade white bread, or bunny bread, or whole wheat pasta or... You get the point. Rice pasta is my "close enough" go to.

oh my God! I never thought of that! Conspiracy theories of the vegans.

Ladies love it. They call it cute.