Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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Double standards 40 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Impess and breast along with flash and shaft are both what is called forced rhymes. It's all about how you pronounce the words.
Skeleton of uncomfortableness 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
C=======8 *boned*
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Y'all need jesus 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I'm a Christian, and no one ever likes to hear the phrase.
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Double standards 40 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
That's the spirit!
Double standards 40 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
If they impress with the breast, I just flash a little shaft. My mottos always rhyme.
What music would suit a zombie apocalypse? 52 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
White Zombie: jagged edge
(it's already got zombie in the band name)
Or Chevelle: seeing red again
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Double standards 40 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
thats right!! thank you for addressing that! In fact on August 23rd in 1815 there was a law signed stating that if a female exposes a breast it was considered indecent exposure because men would all get boners, and that's a horrible way to live. So keep em covered ladies.
(I'm being sarcastic) I'm not sure the exact year the breast became considered a sexual symbol, that's why I said 100 plus and not 100 years exactly. Good job pointing that out; although I have no idea why you did.
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Double standards 40 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
You're right, and that is a logical argument when people talk about breast; however, the problem is that we have sexualized them over the past 100 plus years. And although, there are movements like free the nipple who try to normalize breast and remove the sexual stigma, it's going to take time for change like that to happen. Change on that scale usually doesn't happen over night. I believe that a younger generation will need to grow up no longer seeing them as sexual, and the older generation that continues to do so will have to die out before we really see any change. And until then: YAY BOOBS
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My wife asked me which one I like more 41 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I'd sit her down, wipe a little tear from my eye and say, "this is really hard to talk about and I've never really told any one." (Pause so she can say, "honey it's me you can tell me anything.") and then say, "I am color blind." If that doesn't work, then tell her she looks great in any color and pick one at random.
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Just saw this on Amazon 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I think I saw this on an episode of Shark Tank. I think it's intended for mixed faith families.
Truth or Dare 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I saw it playing Skyrim.
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Guys... 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
I think it is more referring more to the fact that coming from an impoverished area, with limited work, you have two choices: go to college or become involved in a drug/gang job route.
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My mother is a savage one 20 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
PROCTOBER!!!
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PETA = Bullshit and lies 67 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
How do you know the information is valid, when you have a group like this running gore tactic advertising? I mean this is fake, how much more of it is fake? Is Khloe Kardashian really naked in those ads? (Obviously I'm being facetious) but you can't get an honest opinion when the people giving you the information have an agenda; information that is also completely biased and lies in order you to be persuaded. It's like just watching Fox News to be informed.
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PETA = Bullshit and lies 67 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Hitler tried to make a change too.
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I come from Montreal, what about you? 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
There's not one. There's just a lot of smart asses in the states. \(ΓΌ)/
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We share one thing 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Yep! That's my measuring tape.
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I come from Montreal, what about you? 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
But what about assholes?
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Shout out 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Yeah but those sicknesses arn't getting the shoutout. OMG you're not the flu from 3 years ago are you? He was such a envious flu; got upset every time he saw a commercial for another sickness.
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PETA = Bullshit and lies 67 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Naw. The coat is done. That's my boots, hat and scarf you got in your hands, you hippy.
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Two in one wedding cake 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
This is awesome! Except ironman looks a little disturbed to be under batman.
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Shout out 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Chickenpox is the original Pokemon. It attacks once, then evolves into something worst.
Lv 1 chickenpox: hp-7 attack-1 defense-100
......................Chickenpox evolved.....................
Lv 2 Shingles: hp-100 attack-300 defense-400
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7th graders in a nutshell 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
Even his ear is screaming with joy that the textbook says sex.
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You wait until we get home 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 9 years ago
This isn't really different from any other race. #GrowingUpWithDecentParents
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