You shouldn't hold onto every thing 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
That's why I never ask someone I'm talking to on the phone if they can wait. I just hang up.
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Fear me >:c 30 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
Who wouldn't love that skit?
Read all the comments in that voice. Makes it like 2 times better. I was gonna say 10 times better but that's an exaggeration.
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Read all the comments in that voice. Makes it like 2 times better. I was gonna say 10 times better but that's an exaggeration.
When girls call boys "Daddy" 15 comments
Fear me >:c 30 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
I read this post and every comment in the voice of a 15 year old girl, chewing gum, and... Nope it was Jimmy Fallon. He did a skit where he was as a teenage girl and saying, "ew." Constantly through the skit. So basically, I read it in the voice of Jimmy Fallon, portraying a teenage girl, chewing gum, and saying ew.
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Woohoo! An ice age! 45 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
Why did folks down vote Durell479? I mean it seams like a logical question, and unless the person is trolling (which it didn't sound like it) questions are a good thing. I'm giving him an up vote for the question even if it did go a little off topic with the cow fart thing.
Woohoo! An ice age! 45 comments
Glow in the dark panties 19 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
I'm gonna fly my rocket into your ever expanding universe... That sounded better in my head.
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Med school too expensive 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
I have never thought, "damn that line is straight and those angles are perfect. You ever think about being a surgeon."
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I'm off the p*ssy market anyways 18 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
Yep, it's like an unspoken right of passage. You can't go around exposing your privates to prove your a man (back in the good ol days of the Roman Empire you could but now that it is frowned upon). So, next best thing, grow a beard.
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A moment of silent for our fallen brother 16 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
It's called recycling guys. Biodegradable in one can, plastic in another, and paper in another.
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May his soul rest in eternal peace 8 comments
This is how editing should be used 16 comments
illjusthavewater
· 9 years ago
Thanks!! For so long I thought I was straight. Time for some penis action!
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He earned my respect 16 comments
I need this for my phone, because of reasons 23 comments
