Hedmates?

I have a Swedish friend and she told me the phrase 'the taste is like the butt - split' years ago, I need to send her this whole post.

Because he used to exact same word in his adult novel?

This looks horrible.

Who's freeze?

I have the same exact mask at the cat

You forgot the third meaning

I'd been using the Monaco emoji way too long before I realised that the Polish flag is actually opposite

How does one use the hijab to avoid running?
I remember back in school a lot of us (especially the girls) used to get out of doing PE by just saying that we were fasting in Ramadan, but other than that I can't think of a reason

I still do 8 in my adulthood. Don't tell me you guys don't

Someone should thank me for getting a U in my AS Level maths.
Grade boundaries go lower (I think).

I thought I was bi once.
But nah I'm gay

OK I'm gonna try getting Mexican citizenship, just to try this if it ever happens