For some there is no stronger incentive than donuts

Tbh it looks like that’s a capybara not a nutria?

A llama in a ttaxi

We get mail from the Nebraska Corn Board. We’re peak Nebraskan in this house.

Let us not forget the tufted titmouse

Second mask in the pocket, sneeze in one and swap it out and wash both at home

Part of me wants to eat it but another part wants it to be liquid so I can dive in

If she is obsessed with her son to the point she knits her own personal version of him I can see why he didn’t want to hug her

Seems like a great way to lose a finger

Charles Curtis, 31st vice prez, was a member of the Kaw Nation and was not a

Giant citrus slice with way too much pith

Una~peel~ing

Didn’t even notice the furry at first

The automotive version of the turducken

Has the family heard of something called narcolepsy

‘Play-dough ants’ was not something I thought I’d see today

Worth every penny

“Do you see it as half full or half empty?”
“Just half”

*boop*

That is an excellent way to get sand and gravel where they absolutely should NOT be

A boy caught a toad for me in college, and now we’ve dated for 2.5 years. 10/10 would recommend an amphibian catcher.

“How happy are you?”
“Eleven”

Texas 2: the Alamo strikes back

Rip to his arm