iamnotyourmother

iamnotyourmother


I've been here since February 2014.Ever since I've been here,I've seen depression, happiness,and I have many haters.But I'll always stay here.Fun.Forever.

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come on guys! 209 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Yep. Who knows, maybe I'm a saint. *soft laughter*
When you pull a Funsubstance all-nighter 4 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of the time they taught you how to sit on a bench in pokemon X and Y ?
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Too dirty for you 72 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
You know what they say about men with big feet...
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Little fat puppies 7 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Their legs are just short, making them look like feet. And dogs have bellybuttons, some of course.
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I found this on FB .. Wtf? 11 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
And I'm a dragon.
We should strike, I really wanted a samsung galaxy! Grr!
mmmm guurrlll 11 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
I love you. You're the best single uncle ever.
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If this meme was German 21 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Guess what? 31 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
I agree with you. It's getting out of control.
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
I hope you get better and all the bad remarks towards you are soon forgotten. You are a wonderful person and no one can argue against that, believe me.
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
No I keep them in the cookie jar. It makes them last longer. But I suppose key holders can do.
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Where'd that outfit come from? 15 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Damn gurl.
My reshiram gon' throw meteors at yo ass.
XD
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Oh no...pebble... I wish I could bring him back... If I could... I'm so sorry. I think the haters just have to go die, they don't know our pain... I'm afraid I might leave this site too oneday... I'm so sorry Sparklez for your loss. Will we hold a ceromony? Damn this post has to many comments I'm going to the other post where I asked whay happened. My phone seriously can't take all this.
*cries dragon tears*
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come on guys! 209 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
OMW. Well I'm south african XD
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come on guys! 209 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Hoawabout some salt?
*dundunndunnn*
Whatever we can be friends. XD
come on guys! 209 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Awwh *throws potato peels*
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Birth Control: A beginner's guide 5 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Nsfw ?!
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come on guys! 209 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
*throws holy water on all of you, shrieking*
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come on guys! 209 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
'Hi, was your father a thief?'
'Uh?'
'Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.'
*gasps and faints*
To all of my fellow Funsubstancers 9 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Awh we luve you too!
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I will burn everything you love 9 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Cackle as the fire crackles!
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Anybody have uncommon names out there? 206 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Yes? Of course!
*dances along*
XD yay more friends for me! I swear I have sOo many friends over the internet and like, 3 in real life XD
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Anonymously posted because im scared to put this on my real account... >_< 52 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
XD no weed but extra marshmellows to make it all puffy and yummy!
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Sherlock Princesses. 8 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
Maybe like print it with a special printer and paper. Or buy it online.
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Public Service Message from MTV 18 comments
iamnotyourmother · 10 years ago
The condom could've broke...
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