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Don't play games b*tch 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
There's actually a much easier and more subtle way to tell if you have sensitive fingers. Take literally any US bill and gently rub the portrait's jacket. It should be very slightly textured by a printing process called "intaglio"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intaglio_(printmaking)#Current_use
Not all parts of the bill are textured; the only parts of the bills I know of that are guaranteed to be textured are the jackets. I suspect that the borders are also supposed to be textured but I can't tell because I only have older bills that have been folded to shit.
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Lego: Eclipse class dreadnought 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Oh wait. The EU is dead fucking gone.
Is it gay to like him? 3 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Algernop Kreiger at your service
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The irony! Even Google is in it! 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I saw the second down on the left and thought this was reddit for a moment because of the #BadArt4BadARK thing.
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The bottom pic is a classic, but I've never seen the "before" pic 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Reminds me of that "guy in the way" meme
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Obviously they don't know who Scrooge McDuck is 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
but friction and compression?
But if they are willing you know shit is real serious 12 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Me. I'd rather get in a kicking fight. Hurts more.
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I'm oblivious af 12 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Also 3d sucks balls
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Flying screwdriver 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I suspect there also was something up with that piece of paper that may have acted as a parachute.
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A guy won against his wife 3 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I like how this sign provides context
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Men are just big kids playing around 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I can't tell what happened. Did he lean too far forward and snap the front legs?
Happy Holi peeps! 19 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I sneezed just looking at this
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Yet humanity decides to give millions to semi-literate guys who chase a ball on the grass 38 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
As far as I know, usually yes. The surgeons will take an hour or two's nap and food break or whatever while someone else cycles in but for the most part they're actually standing there surgeoning the shit out of the patient.
At least, that's what I've been lead to believe from the stories I've read and heard of.
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For the chuckle 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Correct, money is an indicator of how much debt is owed to the “owner” of the money. All other methods of payment such as gold or gems are simply part of a barter system.
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Thermoelectric fan powered by a candle! 3 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Ironic that something usually intended to disperse heat is being powered by heat.
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Anyone else creeped out by this 26 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Am I an idiot?
Get a suit they said 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
No that's Gru
This pen 13 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I didn't know the ink was viscous enough to spread that far.
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For the chuckle 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I didn't know this until about two years ago, but you literally cannot have money without debt.
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I didn't even know how to react 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Actually though, us guys have the societal expectation of being tough and gruff and strong and proud but we really do need affection just like any other person.
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Tape measure usage 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You slept thirty seven kilograms
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Ok. And now 7.1 atmos 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I tried this a few years ago. Does not work. But that might also be because my sinuses are plugged so bad that Mario wouldn't be able to plumb his way through.
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It's still your day 1 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
BACK IN MY DAY WE'D HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY
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Mah heart 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
And that's the grinch talking. You dun fuck'd if the grinch himself is telling you how nasty your heart is.
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With who?! 5 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
there's a fetish for that
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