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Someone please hit me with a truck

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Wish we lived in a world like this 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Coruscant?
Oh God nooo... 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
as seen on reddit
good old coconutting
Paradoxical cleansing of the gene pool 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I wish that if you fell off the edge of the world, everything would magically be redone such that life would have been, is, and will continue as if you had never existed. Basically a "remove from existence" button for anything that you can dump off the edge.
Bring it on, Come up with more 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I fucking fuck this.
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18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
How is that remotely comfortable?
Feeeeelllllllssssss 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
God damn it took me staring at this hint for two minutes to understand the post.
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Know your jacks 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
There's actually two main kinds of 4-pin plugs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_connector_(audio)#TRRS_standards
OMTP and CTIA which are, in the Tip-Ring-Ring-Sleeve order: left-right-mic-ground and left-right-ground-mic respectively.
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
You’d be surprised at people’s sexual tastes.
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Boob tape failure 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
what the hell is boob tape
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Press releases can be boring sometimes 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I have glasses and I do this too, except instead of going from my forehead to my nose I wiggle my nose until I can get my glasses to fall off my face.
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
That joke took three hours to get but I do appreciate it.
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Sigismund III, should it concern anyone 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Shit man I'm Chinese and when I went to a Chinese market with my family once I saw four of my dads and two of my sisters and two of my moms. And then I found my actual family.
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He has a point.  21 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
wait can someone give me the flu?
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Lonely 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I know right? Homework and going to bed are literally the only highlights I can depend on for my daily "uplifting". Occasionally I'll find something else interesting but as far as something I can depend on every day, it's only those two.
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
the tangent plane
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What do you all think about this perspective? 9 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Well good taste would say that dark jokes are not jokes. Hood is saying that a good delivery and followthrough is what makes a good joke regardless of its content.
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Misunderstanding 2 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
viva la caped baldy
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Good Bois 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Hey I’m a solid B student and there is no way that is acceptable. There are so many resources I could use to get that A and I’m just too much of a bitch to use them. There is always a way to improve your grade.
Good Bois 11 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Why is this news at all? Why does anyone find it surprising when a wild animal kills something that's hunting it?
It's like saying oh congratulations I got a B on the math test I studied for. First of all there's nothing special about a B; there's literally no excuse besides a critical condition in life or health to not get an A. Also since we all know this i_ chap is kind of a moron a B really shouldn't be surprising either.
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What a marvel 14 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
"because race matters"
Sad, True and Effective 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
I’m thinking through the various phases of life and the only time I can imagine a vastly different “idealized” expectation between family and Valentine’s Day is in old age when your love is dead but your family still cares about you.
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Sad, True and Effective 8 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
what the hell is family day?
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Absolute madman 6 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
public nuisance perhaps?
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Jaaa why man. :( 4 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
that somebody is yourself
Theoretical phone calls 10 comments
i_ · 6 years ago
Maybe because stereotypes have a reason to exist.