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Theoretical phone calls 10 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

mom to child: 2h 88 min

Zero f*cks were given that day 9 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Have you tried chicken fried poodle?

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Winner f*cks Trudeau's wife 22 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

poutine

Relatable af 10 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I watched Deadpool in Korean with what I suspect to be shitty English subtitles.

The job will be done 1 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Is that a bear, cat, koala, fucked up raccoon, some shitty rendition of a dog, or a monstrous hybrid?

Relatable af 10 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

You know what hurts even more? Unsynchronized audio-visual. See: The Room.

How to sing the lion king 4 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

nahhhh's
bananaaaaaaas
bada beach ee-sawa

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Please 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

the bullet, depression, a father, or talking?

Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I don't care enough to argue.

Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

apparently yes

Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

1. Arrived to school late and through a random series of events was alerted to the presence of and confronted (presumably not physically) the bomber and died
2. Was going to school (presumably not late) and proactively recognized and physically engaged the bomber and died

Always tipsy and super generous with her money 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

sheeeit nigga you gotta say you'll make sure to stay single just for her.

Always tipsy and super generous with her money 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Meaning she'll volunteer?

Always tipsy and super generous with her money 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

On mobile (or iPhones at least) if you doubletap "space" you get a period and a new sentence.

Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aitzaz_Hasan

Dedication at its finest 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

wait what?

Cucumber slug 7 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I feel like this is a gif within a gif

Why Amazon boxes are too big sometimes 3 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Funny story about this. My brother once bought a NERF gun I think, and it came in the NERF box, packaged in this rather large-ish cardboard box, which was then packaged in this absolutely fucking massive other box. This last box was big enough for my brother to comfortably curl up in AND us close it up.

Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I remember this

Torille! 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Hey team let's have fun
Person 1: Aw
Person 2: Yee
Person 3: Fuck you all

I have three cell phones 20 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

That's called a suicide vest. Just wear one of those.
Actually now that I think about it, that'd be a really cool way to die. Just walk into a den of mafia or whatever and blow yourself up.

And the farts. Oh the farts will be glorious 24 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I can't even see my dick

Jokes aside... This can be an important lesson for us all 22 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

So has literally every race, religion, and gender at some point in history.

You'll never lose a fight again 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Or carry a gun.

You'll never lose a fight again 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

A good single martial art would be one of the Muay variants. Next would be a ground grappling art, then a standup grappling art.