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Love is amazing 6 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

nigga I haven't had a real hug in like...six years.

Love is amazing 6 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Oh wait. Nobody loves me so I'll never fucking know. And that knowledge is another two weeks off my life.

2 · Edited 7 years ago

Earth-senpai! 21 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

Harry Potter believes in you 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Maybe God didn't feel so good when he made me.

To all the single people on valentines day... you're not alone 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Guest is actually the person in the picture

To all the single people on valentines day... you're not alone 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

jesus christ valentines day. One more year I'm closer to dying alone. Which is hopefully soon.

5 · Edited 7 years ago

This girl explains why women need to come off 'rude' to men 43 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Not even a tool knife?
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41W6ia8d2FL._SL500_AC_SS350_.jpg

This girl explains why women need to come off 'rude' to men 43 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Twitter is probably the worst platform for this sort of schpiel.

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Good answer 8 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I was going to say juice but clearly that's not the right answer

Ugandan President Backs Trump’s ‘Shithole’ Comments 10 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Actually tho. Being called out on something rudely is sometimes a great way to get a wake-up call that you need to get something fixed.

I wish this were true 9 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Rich in my mind means a shit ton of liquid money. Cash. Withdraw-ready from the bank whenever I want, however I want.
Not "rich" as in "I own a bunch of stocks but if I sell them I'm left with eighty dollars and twelve cents because I crashed the fucking market".
Not "rich" as in "my credit is so high snoop dog can't find the tip but I'm somehow barely managing my debt because fuck me and your shitty secret credit calculating systems".
Not "rich" as in "I own so much expensive shit but I don't actually have any spending money because I SPENT IT ALL ON MY EXPENSIVE SHIT".

shencomix are awesome :) 4 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Well I have about seven years of trash built up in my brain.

All of you ! 9 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I'm an introvert who is being forced into a maintaining a facade of extroversion

Freshly fallen snow 4 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

*yawn*
*wakes up*
ah this fucking pile of white bullshit again god damnit what's a dog gotta do to sleep outside in peace

This dude can spin anything on his finger 3 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

And the guy in the background gives less than a quarter of a fuck.

Best relationships 8 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

And don't forget
"fuck like rabbits"

Current social landscape 3 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

This is me except instead of beta orbiting a person('s channel) I beta orbit my ever increasing stack of failures in the hopes that I might find a smidgen of success in that pile of shit, which will secrete enough dopamine to keep me away from ever increasing suicidal thoughts. I also made a gofundme so I can send money to myself so I can pretend that people care about me.

2 · Edited 7 years ago

Courtesy of the Flat Earth Society 29 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

drop bears?

Harry Potter believes in you 11 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

because I'm a fucking loser

This is why I hate the DPS. 6 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Unless you're a dedicated flanking character.

Say that again 16 comments

i_ · 7 years ago