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Who didn't? 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I played that Mavis Beacon typing thing.
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I need this t-shirt 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That stuff was the shit.
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Doctor's tips 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And people wonder why anyone tries to commit insurance fraud.
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I love beebs 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Is that what a justin beeber is?
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The holy S! 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
It was at this moment when I was watching that I was like
NIGGA WAT DU FAK
C-c-c-cold here 9 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Fahrenheit is far more precisewhen working with integer values.
Gamers logic 14 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Actually though, being outplayed is such a satisfying feeling. Seeing the pure genius that inspired someone to singlehandedly wipe your team gives me nothing but admiration as opposed to fucking lag.
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Resist contemptible people 38 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I'd like to think there's a difference between a murder and a killing.
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The aftermath of a boulder that rolled through a house in Italy 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
YA HAD WUN JAHB AND YAH FAHK'D IT AP
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Real democracy right there. 58 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That's an awful way to decide the winner because it inherently favors a two party system so we get Cheeto and Cunton as our finalists. If it was a simple plurality to win then we might have seen more variety that stood a chance.
Weapon law in germany 9 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
You don't even have to do that. You can pinch the spine and use the weight of the grip to open it and with a small and quick adjustment, you'll be palming the blade and can easily spin it around to hold it normally. I do it all the time with my knife because sometimes I'll pick it up upside down or backwards.
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Anon pees in a pool 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Pee is not sterile.
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
An artist or craftsman's advertisement and endorsement is their product. If they don't want to be associated with a certain group or ideal, they won't make for or sell to them.
Clap back had me rolling 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Holding a door is a pain in the ass and inconveniences everyone. Hold the door for yourself and one person behind you.
Real democracy right there. 58 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Our problem isn't the electoral college per se, it's the two party system.
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Still no thanks 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
To be fair, it is twitter where you can't possibly form more than two coherent sentences with their character limitations if you tried. Twitter is a platform to half-ass quick word bits, not demonstrate writing prowess. Although I do agree with you that the comma issue is very annoying.
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Roller coaster prank idea 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And then you drop them and a nut smacks some poor child on the sidewalk underneath you.
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Why don't you carefully read what has been said.
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I just decided to do a bit of quick googling and after sorting out the bullshit ie "us telling god what to do", I have come to the conclusion that by and large, prayer should be a means of self reflection grounded in religious morality and principles.
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That's not how prayer works. Or if it is then I've been ignored for the past ten years.
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And as we all know God isn't always right. See: flood.
Also, it's people writing the bible from their own perspectives.
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
sinner=sinner
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Tweet of the year 71 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I think that's for jews.
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