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I need an answer 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Refractory index
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Terrifying stats 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Also with regards to the lungs, I read somewhere that people only use like...a quarter of their lung capacity, and even athletes only use about half or some absurd fraction like that. The lungs have a surprising amount of "safety buffer" that you can burn through, considering that they're really just thin sheets of tissue, before you really start feeling your lack of lung. This is why some people can smoke to 80 and feel fine; they had more "safety features" and probably smoked less than people who lost both lungs and their left testicle at 35.
Terrifying stats 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Well pot smokers don't seem to think so.

Nuh uh smoking isn't bad for you if it's weed.
Yes it is you fuckwad. Smoking is always bad for you. The health effects of pot are still arguably up for grabs so if you want to eat it or inject it or snort it or whatever do so, but don't ever say smoking isn't bad.
He knows the protocol 17 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Well...I mean...there's no point. It's a small train.
Humans and pit bulls 16 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
so basically doggy circumcision?
More than meets the eye 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
what the shit
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Enjoying life, one cake at a time 9 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I thought they couldn't taste sweet?
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It's Always A Struggle 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
So those cats look just like my best friend's cat and that thought brought me to this one which I will now share with you all.
I was smelling my friend's cat because it likes me and was bumping up against my face and I realized it really doesn't smell like much at all. Is this generally true for healthy cats? Because even clean dogs smell sort of...doggish.
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Me too 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I was going to make a serious comment asking if gas ovens could still work without electricity but then I realized, having just made an oven/jew joke, that there's no way you could take my question seriously now that I've included gas in the equation.
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Me too 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Gotta have some place to hide the jews
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Check yes Juliet 35 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
that is a good song
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The belly of the beast 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I thought those were lead balls, which lead me to think
"jesus fucking christ why not just get a kinetic orbital bombardment"
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Humans and pit bulls 16 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I have never heard of removing ears. I've heard of bobbing tails but isn't that as some sort of medical precaution or something?
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Keanu is a national treasure 8 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Because he thought you were J Law?
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Satisfaction 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Yes smoke also comes out of my head because I get so damn heated.
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Terrifying stats 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Well...it's probably not a good idea to inhale smoke ever? Because maybe lungs are kinda fragile?
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He knows the protocol 17 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
It's like attempting to stop a fully loaded 18 wheeler. Why bother if it won't help? An 80kph crash kills just as well as a 100kph one.
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He knows the protocol 17 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
these are rail cars?
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Truth be told 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And are we counting all the bugs we run over and spiders we squash and flies we swat? Because the OP is making an unfair comparison.
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Love for mom and dad 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I read that as "FooD"
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Truth be told 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Then how come there isn't an extinct species every seventeen days?
Relationships are about compromise  7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I carry a 26lb (according to airport scales) backpack every day around college because I hate myself. My back is killing me.
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Terrifying stats 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And driving high is just as bad as driving drunk. Don't fucking do it.
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Let there be... Nice guys 14 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/z6oLeKc.jpg
The imgur post of the relevant part of my link for those not interested in reddit comments.
Relationships are about compromise  7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
They could be evenly spread around circumfrentially
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