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Time to face reality 12 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Algebra is literally in at least one aspect of your everyday life.
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Trying to disable automatic updates 29 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Win 7 master race
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Crazy creatures from the depth of the ocean 23 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
No I will not show it to you.

I feel like I've said I have a small penis before.
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Shut it down! 17 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Communication skills? You mean
KILL THE FUCKING TRACER
WHAT TRACER
FUCKING FUCK KILL HER
I FUCKING CAN'T I'M A FUCKING TANK
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I DIED AGAIN
HEAL ME
I JUST FUCKING DIED YOU HAVE NO MORE HEALER STUPID
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Crazy creatures from the depth of the ocean 23 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
All this being said, that guy is ballsy as fuck for holding those things with his bare hands. I would not touch those with anything less than heavy kevlar gloves with a tightly knit chainmail exterior.
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Crazy creatures from the depth of the ocean 23 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
The thing about sea creatures that particularly scare me is how you can't tell which ones are dangerous. It's rather obvious with terrestrial creatures, if it looks like spines it's probably spines. If it's fucking neon it's probably poisonous. If it has huge teeth it'll probably chomp you. But sea creatures? Well there COULD be hidden spines and toxic needles. This small fish COULD have jaws strong enough to crush iron. Is this a rock I can step on or is it a rockfish that if I do indeed step on it, I'll die? Oh this jellyfish that's smaller than my tiny yellow penis? It has toxins potent enough to knock out a fucking elephant. And I can't even see it coming because it's fucking transparent.
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True mark of maturity 8 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And sometimes the reason is simply because they're a fuck and you need to put your boot so far into their mouth they'll be shitting teeth for the next two months.
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This sign in rural South Africa 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
In your erection
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I attempt to lose my virginity 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
It has been 19 hours. I demand results.
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This cat got scared 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
"Petrified" is definitely the wrong word here
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Father is a hero 12 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And here I go in the opposite direction. I have every opportunity in life and I'm squandering it like a massive fuckup.
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SPEECH : 100 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I can't tell if this is a prank or a porn
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Missed the countdown 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Welcome to Overwatch
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Never know who needs it 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I have noticed a shift towards angstiness as I've been combing through FS's history. I'm not quite sure when it started but at first the comments were pretty chill, then suddenly a wave of angst and early-teen came sprouting out. I haven't gotten back to where we are currently yet.
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To Infinity and Beyond 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
The inconsistency in capitalization irritates me
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Earth is not flat, I checked 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Wouldn't that also distort the person?
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Snobby grandfather 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
No. All internet dwellers are hive mind. Assimilate.
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Snobby grandfather 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Post iz funy
Snobby grandfather 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
fok u
You millenials! 17 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Opiates (heroin especially) and alcohol are terrifyingly dangerous drugs.
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Think bigger 46 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
It's unfortunate that this is also true
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Never stop dreaming, kids 19 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I wanted to be a soldier
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Think bigger 46 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Speaking of Beeber, what terribly nasty things has he done recently? I haven't heard of much drama from his little corner of the world.
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It's Human Etiquette 101 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Shouldn't your actions reflect your beliefs?
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Life of a college student 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Yeah but claiming you can work at over double the efficiency of a professional is way too far out there.
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