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Life of a college student 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That's nonstop 167 or 84 words per minute respectively. 1000 or 500 keystrokes average per minute nonstop, assuming no backspace. Professional typists work around 70 WPM or 330 keystrokes per minute. I call bullshit on you.
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Think bigger 46 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
public food sales permits
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How to study like Harvard student: 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
yeah well if I'm a junior engineer then I don't need to take fucking freshman art. I loathe art. I hate it with a spiteful and smoldering passion.
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How to study like Harvard student: 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Then why are you taking math? Exactly. Don't make us take shitty core courses that we have no interest in.
I do not miss this 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I dreamt about this last night.
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Get me a metal fork 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Forks are for amateurs. I use a car battery.
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How to study like Harvard student: 10 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And here's the problem with step 1: you get stuck with shitty art and diversity classes because "muh well-rounded stoodent hue hue". Well I'm a fucking engineer and I don't fucking want to fucking learn about fucking interior fucking design so fuck you and fuck your shitty fucking art class.
It does look pretty damn delicious 2 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
actually though that looks pretty good
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Camouflage! 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
look man, I don't know where you're from, but around here the picture is always right, and the picture says army camouflage.
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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SKkd79AjQ
This addresses the "grief tourism" aspect of my argument.
I'm guilty of this 59 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I know compressions are to circulate blood, but doesn't it also kinda articulate the lungs a bit?
Camouflage! 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
no it's army camouflage can't you read?
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What Youtube is becoming 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I thought the black and white picture was a silhouette of something and I had to come to the comments to see what it was. And then you said MTV and then I got it.
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Camouflage! 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
remember that one video of the guy in blue laying down in the blue end zone?
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Sounds like it felt really good 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And it'll be four and eight years respectively come the new year. How very interesting.
Sounds like it felt really good 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I haven't had a hug for three years, and I haven't had a quality hug in seven.
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Much respect! 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
But it is more or less. Try biking away. It'll destroy some part of the wheel or mount.
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Well, that AND theĀ Germanic leader Odoacer 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
It also got too big to handle.
It was only a matter of time 5 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Honestly I'm surprised this didn't happen earlier.
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Mr. Incredible knows 16 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
It's a meme review
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I know you did it 2 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And that's also how I test my fire resistance perks.
We have a alcoholic 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
This reads like a scene from Archer
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