Is the The Dictator? The "Aladeen" movie?

you're not wrong

because she dead?

well clearly not because the question is asking for a beautiful girl not a pretty one

The romans were very good to those that they conquered.

Yeah. Why else do we call them machine guns?

Honestly though it's a good way to release emotions. It's basically a burn diary.

If they're aware of their stupidity it's satire.

Welcome to satire.

oh yes daddy

By and large they're a satire group.

Yes.

I was bored.

Yes. Most I've gotten was five times in a day and that was trying my most damndest.

You know why penguins can do this? Because their legs are so short relative to their total height.

Because it’s ice and walking like this is slow and retarded.

This is why I need to become dictator of my own small country. So I can lord over it and beat stupid people who think: flat earth is a thing, using your own material is plagiarism, antivaxxers, and net neutrality is bad. Among other things.

If I get two assignments from unrelated courses that very closely match in their purpose, why the hell should I do research all over again when I've already learned the material?

which is fucking retarded because I wrote the damn thing