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Anon's career isn't taking off as fast as he was hoping 22 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
precisely
Anon's career isn't taking off as fast as he was hoping 22 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That's why you should say it. Don't let it hide in the shadows and seep its poison everywhere. Bring it out where everyone can see it and know it for what it is.
CPU overheating? Try water cooling! 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
no, water conducts electrickery so it'll help the computer run faster
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We have respect 37 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
we all the gey
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Truth 28 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
free will and whatever
You're being intentionally obtuse.
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This "tankchair" was designed by man with no engineering experience 1 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
You don't need to be an engineer to imagine up a way to throw four extra wheels on a wheelchair.
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Being death is not easy 17 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
On the contrary, suicidals do.
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Anon's career isn't taking off as fast as he was hoping 22 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Guys just fucking say nigger. Stop dancing around it and own up to the fact that some anon wrote a niggertastic novel and you all are desperately trying to not be offended.
Truth 28 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Because then you wouldn't have records of Jesus and his teachings. We don't follow the bible necessarily, we follow his teachings.
Pretend You're A Penguin 12 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Or just learn to fucking fall properly. It's not that hard.
I steal my stuff too 20 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Isn't it academic plagiarism if you use one of your own previous works and submit it as a new assignment, even if it completely fits the assignment criteria?
Because that's bullshit.
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Truth 28 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Following the Bible is what Jews do as far as I know. Christian is called such because we follow Christ, otherwise we would be Biblians or something stupid.
Truth 28 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Being a Christian doesn't mean follow the bible. It means follow Jesus.
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Pray for my girl 5 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Let me tell you what paintball welts don't look like...
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Truth 28 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
You hate everybody in the loving kind and holy manner in which Jesus would want you to.
Truth 28 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Doesn't that contradict the point of a religion?
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Then your values are misplaced and you've lost your pride in who you are and what you believe in.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
And pray tell what would a “good ambassador” be? Because faking definitely isn’t.
Here, let me give you some ammo! 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Not enough for the camera’s frame rate to pick up.
Why do bad guys get rewarded? 27 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Because caring is easily exploited.
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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Because those "christians" taint the rest of our name. Now we're the people known as those bible thumping assfucks who can't see beyond earning meaningless praise. Being a Christian isn't just "believe in Jesus". It's doing as he would, loving as he would, and just try to be a good person. Those fuckers do none of this and disgrace the name of Jesus, God, and all other religions and sacred beliefs. Who would ever want to know God if their first major experience with Christianity is a grief tourist?
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Well you have every right to be because those fuckers were just using the opportunity of someone else's death to ingratiate themselves into the popular circle of grief so they could maybe finally try and fit in because ooh we have something in common like what's his name's death at that school twenty minutes away. Yeah we both loved him didn't we. Yeah let's all be friends because we all knew him. How could you ever defend turning someone's sorrows into an opportunity for personal gain? Or gain at all?
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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Because when my classmate fucking died everybody and their grandchild was all like OOH WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH HER WE LOVED HER
WELL NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T. I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME BEFORE SHE DIED AND SHE WAS THE FUCKING STAR OF THE TRACK, SOCCER, AND QUIZ TEAMS. HALF OF YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE EXISTED.
I wasn't her friend and I didn't pretend to be because that would be an incredible dishonor and insult to who she was and her friends. I'm sorry she died, I really am, but I refuse to pretend I cared or knew about her enough in the living to try and act like I loved her now that she's dead.
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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Lording over someone else's tears isn't indecent? Being hypocritical of one of Jesus' fundamental teachings isn't indecent?
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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That's because you can't come up with a counter to my last sentence. Grief tourists deserve no decency.