He'd be rich 34 comments
He'd be rich 34 comments
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· 7 years ago
Then talk to them. Be there for them. They don't give a fuck's shit about what god is out there when they've lost dear daddy or they're on amputation row or whatever the fuck because cancer turned into gangrene and sepsis. Give them hugs, cry with them, be human for them. Oh mah lawd pleeze saev mah deer pour leetle jaimes he looze his left awm fum gittin it cot in a cottin gin. awh mah lawd. Pleezus jeezus saeve him. Fuck you. Wailing and crying never helped anyone, especially if you're not the one who needs to do the wailing and crying. Religious preachers who preach during times of hardship are just overglorified grief tourists. Do something fucking useful. Cook for them so they don't have to deal with kitchen bullshit. Rock them back and forth on your lap when they just freeze up and start whispering their loved one's name. Do something to bring closure I don't fucking know because I haven't murdered anybody.
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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
Then fucking act like it. Praying does jack shit when someone's bawling their heart out over daddy's dead body riddled with cancer.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
You’re the kind of person who would spend hours praying for the sick but never actually interact with them.
He'd be rich 34 comments
We don't deserve dogs 14 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
If a dog bit me out of the blue, I'd beat it the fuck up just like I'd beat up a person.
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I'm looking at you 5 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
If I saw someone with that face I'd be killing myself right then and there. At least seven are looking at me so looks like I'm seven times dead.
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Canada's new PM Trudeau: Crushing it 31 comments
Black Friday special 3 comments
On second thought... Not hungry 13 comments
Can anyone confirm? 6 comments
Is that a micro space shuttle? 6 comments
Honesty 9 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
I'm fairly certain the questions on this show are designed to inspire these kinds of answers.
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One way to stop people from cheating 11 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
Wait...how the hell do you even cheat in Fortnite? The guns have bullet spread and snipers have bullet time and drop, so an aimbot isn't that great.
One way to stop people from cheating 11 comments
i_
· 7 years ago
good. I used to cheat in MMOs and it was probably the shittiest feeling of accomplishment I've ever felt.
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OOH LOOK AT ME PRAYING I'M SO FUCKING HOLY I'M HELPING LALALA OH GOD LOOK AT ME BEING GOOD HERE'S MY TICKET TO HEAVEN SUCK MY COCK EVERYBODY GOD LOVES ME BECAUSE I LOVE HELPING HAHA
Remember that thing Jesus said about not letting your left hand know the good deeds your right hand is doing? That's exactly what they're NOT doing.