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He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Praying isn't helping. It's grief tourism. It's taking someone else's sorrow and piggybacking on it because they're a fucking attention whore. It's saying
OOH LOOK AT ME PRAYING I'M SO FUCKING HOLY I'M HELPING LALALA OH GOD LOOK AT ME BEING GOOD HERE'S MY TICKET TO HEAVEN SUCK MY COCK EVERYBODY GOD LOVES ME BECAUSE I LOVE HELPING HAHA
Remember that thing Jesus said about not letting your left hand know the good deeds your right hand is doing? That's exactly what they're NOT doing.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I'm a fucking christian you twat and I hate people who use religion as a shield.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Then talk to them. Be there for them. They don't give a fuck's shit about what god is out there when they've lost dear daddy or they're on amputation row or whatever the fuck because cancer turned into gangrene and sepsis. Give them hugs, cry with them, be human for them. Oh mah lawd pleeze saev mah deer pour leetle jaimes he looze his left awm fum gittin it cot in a cottin gin. awh mah lawd. Pleezus jeezus saeve him. Fuck you. Wailing and crying never helped anyone, especially if you're not the one who needs to do the wailing and crying. Religious preachers who preach during times of hardship are just overglorified grief tourists. Do something fucking useful. Cook for them so they don't have to deal with kitchen bullshit. Rock them back and forth on your lap when they just freeze up and start whispering their loved one's name. Do something to bring closure I don't fucking know because I haven't murdered anybody.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Then fucking act like it. Praying does jack shit when someone's bawling their heart out over daddy's dead body riddled with cancer.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
You’re the kind of person who would spend hours praying for the sick but never actually interact with them.
He'd be rich 34 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
This is why people hate us. Because the morons spout bullshit.
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Here, let me give you some ammo! 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
blanks?
Now that's a good boy 26 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Excuse me, that's spelled "snack".
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We don't deserve dogs 14 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
If a dog bit me out of the blue, I'd beat it the fuck up just like I'd beat up a person.
I'm looking at you 5 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
If I saw someone with that face I'd be killing myself right then and there. At least seven are looking at me so looks like I'm seven times dead.
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Canada's new PM Trudeau: Crushing it 31 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Gender should have nothing to do with their qualifications.
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Black Friday special 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
GIT YER DESPAIR-AWAY SPRAY RAIGHT HERE FER THEH CHEEP CHEEP PRICE OF ONE SOUL
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Such a strong woman 25 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Ban them until they've completed transition.
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On second thought... Not hungry 13 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Yo, I'd just scrape off the mud with a plastic knife and eat the remainder.
Popsicles 5 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I thought cats couldn't taste "sweet"?
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This time of the year 2 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
meme of the month
Can anyone confirm? 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Yup. They need the step of "are you going to do something about it".
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Look at this meemay I found 4 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
An Ajit Pai face would be better.
Is that a micro space shuttle? 6 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I don't know where the hell you got space shuttle. It's obviously a bullet.
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Look at the feet 8 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
coffee beans, milk, and oreos?
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Perfect shot of a this striped Mackerel opening its mouth 7 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
That looks like something you'd stick a grenade in and never want to see again.
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Honesty 9 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
I'm fairly certain the questions on this show are designed to inspire these kinds of answers.
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One way to stop people from cheating 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Wait...how the hell do you even cheat in Fortnite? The guns have bullet spread and snipers have bullet time and drop, so an aimbot isn't that great.
One way to stop people from cheating 11 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
good. I used to cheat in MMOs and it was probably the shittiest feeling of accomplishment I've ever felt.
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What a sexy cat 3 comments
i_ · 7 years ago
Did you put a flower stem up the cat's butt?
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