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When your expectations are just as low as your morals 4 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

At least he has personal integrity.

No better workout partner than your dog 2 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

wow gosh what's this we doin man? oh cool we hidin behind boxy here who we hidin from yo? oh man we go hide on da otha side now eh? oh man so fun bork

Why can't it be Asian? I feel left out 15 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Yellows don't shoot a lot of people do they? We mostly commit sudoku.

I'm guilty of this 59 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

You can't kill the dead, and you're not making a difference if you kill the dying. So break the ribs. Give them the mashy-mashy.

why 33 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Also, isn't the chances not as bad if it's between parents and children as opposed to siblings because of their more different genetic makeup?

why 33 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Scientifically speaking incest only has a not insignificant chance of something going wrong after the third or fourth generation right? And introducing literally any outside genetic member during any point of the process will erase the probability of defects caused by incest.

I'm guilty of this 59 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I don't think there is any legal obligation to help anyone else unless there's a preexisting condition where you are beholden to them, like in the case of a parent/guardian.

This avocado 3 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

This is what GMOs do to your food. Do you really want to have less avocado than what an all natural avocado could give?

EA Customer Service know the score 9 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I like how they don't even press the issue. The customer isn't a dick about it and the representative knows it.

Bless up 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

https://youtu.be/ojdoocZdcm4?t=14m53s
This guy

Bless up 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

I recognize that face. Lemme find it real quick.

Heroes form ‘human chain’ to save dog from drowning 7 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

What they did was so dangerous that if I was stuck in there and people tried to form a human chain, I'd tell them to just kill me. Water is like electricity. Respect its power and don't even think about fucking around with it.
Regarding what I would do to/for the dog, I'd preferably have a rope and harness for someone to go, but in lieu of that I'd just shoot it. Not even the vilest torturers deserve the terror of drowning in that storm, and I'm not risking anyone else's life to that fate.

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Heroes form ‘human chain’ to save dog from drowning 7 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Do you know how close each one of those people were to drowning? What they're standing on a wier which is basically a small dam, but waterfalls and normal dams also cause an effect called hydraulic pump. Because of fluid motion, if anything or anyone were to fall in there, the water causes an infinite "vortex" horizontally, effectively keeping them not quite at the bottom of the water but rather swirling around in a hellish sideways whirlpool. It's so bad that you can't even swim sideways out of it. As a matter of fact, canoists and kayakers call weirs "drowning machines" because of how dangerous they are. God smiled on each and every one of those people and their families on that moment because if any of them had slipped, they would have all had an awfully traumatic death.

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Heroes form ‘human chain’ to save dog from drowning 7 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

That's literally the second most dangerous thing you could do with water. Those people are fucking morons.

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And NEW UFC champion of the world! Rose Namajunas 5 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

Ah yes. Roundhouse and spinning hook. My two favorite kicks.

This post killed another elf 15 comments

i_ · 7 years ago

The sacrifice of one for the good of the whole

I'd like to see my real self 15 comments