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I thought it was brain dead?

100% percent of people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide
Extremely.
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The paper ones do spark on occasion but they don't burn at all. As a matter of fact, they don't even feel hot.

If a pop that quiet makes you shit yourself then you're easily frightened. The red ones (not even the whoppers, just the small red ones) make a much more respectable bang. These paper pissers can be squeezed in your fingers safely.

That's because Nazi Germany hated the joos and geys don't you know?

Saying "I hate you" out of the blue is harassment especially in a workplace environment.

It's almost like people throw shit around.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_burn
I've never heard of that word being used in this context but yes.

No, they actually fight fire with fire. If there's a fire spreading that they can't put it out in time, they'll dig trenches and controlled-burn the land a certain distance away from the fire so that when the fire hits the de-fueled area it won't spread any further.

Wait out for what? For God to come down and blast some lightning? Maybe explode a tree and scare the guy into dropping the gun? Or maybe give an officer the brilliant idea of walking up with a ballistic shield and bashing the guy in the face? No. This was the best quick and practical option.

Smelling like meat oil gets old after about fifteen minutes.

The guy had no intention of killing anyone. He's trying for suicide by cop, not a murder.

But you get to feel the purr

I could do that with a bow and arrow at seventy meters and guns are far easier than archery. The only reason why this is "dangerous" is because there's a human near the target.