I'm hearing them in my head with Austrian accents.

I was at a coffee place a while back, and at the table next to me was a group of teachers (which I knew from their conversation). When their friend arrived, they looked over at my table with just me sitting there and asked, "Can we take one of your chairs?" I replied, "I don't know...*can* you?"

I waited many year to do *that*!

People forget that the US, after WWII, had conquered and occupied many of its enemies. But, once the economies were stable and there was a political system in place to replace the dictatorship, the US *left*. No other countries ever did that. Look at the difficulty in Soviet satellites breaking free once communism was weakened. History is replete with countries fighting for independence, but there aren’t many examples of a conqueror saying “You’re ready for independence. Bye.”

If you think about it, the people saying “Don’t conform! Be unique!” often conform strongly to each other, so the non-conformist might have a neat crew cut and wear a polo shirt, or be like the girl described in this meme.

Pennies?

Forg?

It doesn’t get cold, but does get diluted by ice.

Pet peeve: “Reduces undesirable effects by 150%!” If you reduce something by 100%, you completely eliminate it. “Decrease failures by 200%.” How can you get rid of more than 100% of something? What they MEAN is that the old number is 150% or 200% higher than the improved number, it that’s not what is actually said.

Isn’t it a common complaint that husbands/boyfriends don’t even notice that the wife/GF got a new dress?

WHAT?!?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I HAVE A BIRD IN MY EAR!

Trivia: Bookkeeper is the only word in the English language with three successive sets of double letters.

For a minute, I thought the guy on the left was trying to get me to look a the circle made with his thumb and pointer finger so he could punch me in the shoulder...you know, as "an American thing" that Japanese would think is cool, like other Americana such as blue jeans, hamburgers and princesses being served cake.

Mine demands a lamb-based food called "Lamburghini."

Quel domage!

If you have ever worked at a company where there are "pool cars" to be checked out for use when traveling on the company, the people (usually women) who control access to the company cars are the sourest of all the people you'll have to interface with.

Alternate take: Investing is not that difficult. But, if you want to be *paid* to do it for someone else, you need to appear to have abilities others don't possess.

That reminds me of how some corporate misconduct occasionally has a monetary penalty that's less than the amount they got. Like Wells-Fargo paying a fraction of the money that they screwed some customers out of by steering them to higher loan amounts.

Does he have to fly on the other side of the road or something?

This is suppose to b a joke because it's really "over the top." But, my Twitter feed has been full of videos from TikTok where people do even stupider things than that. Apparently, this gets the person TikTok followers and views, which is what they're going for.

I think it's the terrible logic that ruins this sentiment. Very few of us would extend his logic to beating one's spouse, that is, "my religion prevents me from beating my spouse so I don't, but I won't impose my morality on others." So, we have there be laws that arrest and jail abusers.

Is this meme referencing people who believe in the efficacy of vaccines (like for polio) that are good for life, but don't trust the efficacy of vaccines that require continual boosters and the value of ones whose side effects were covered up?

Imagining being a fly on the wall in this classroom, where some students are worried about the grade they'll get due to all this fooling around:
Student reading miscellaneous character: "What if we should fail?"
"Lady" Macbeth: "Screw your courage to the sticking place, and we'll not fail!"

Huh. I suppose a deer rifle is just a chemically assisted thrower of metal pebbles.