Rewatching all the '70s and '80s English TV shows, which really go out of their way at the beginning and end to say they're from the BBC.

Plexiglass?

That makes me quack up. Every flockin' time.

I went to see a sequel with another couple, and the wife had never seen the first movie. She kept asking her husband "Who is that?" and "Why's he doing that?" I wanted to crawl into a hole until the people behind her "shushed" her.

"Tiger Shot For Acting Like A Tiger."

It would've been better if they'd have quantified the claim, like "Reduces Cannibalism 78%!"

On one hand: This isn't all that funny, is it?
On the other hand: This is the only one that made me snort today, hence the upvote.

I've only read about 40% of guest's myriad of posts, but I think the main idea was missed: The residents of Martha's Vineyard were bragging about how they were a "sanctuary city," but only until it was time to actually give anybody sanctuary. Then they couldn't get rid of sanctuary-seekers fast enough.

It's a shame people were used as pawns, but it's interesting when people won't make good on any portion of their boasting and virtue signaling.

That actually makes sense, though, besides the "show me some ankle" mentality.
What guys think looks sexy: Girl in a bikini and heels, maybe girl in lingerie or Princess Leia Slave outfit
What girls think looks sexy: Guy in a really well fitted suit, maybe tie askew.

(Note: *Mostly* true, not 100% of the time for 100% of the people.)

"I just HAD to go to my dream college, and went into massive debt for this degree that doesn't lead to any job someone would pay me to do, but everybody else had is so much easier than do."

Also

"My dad met my mom at a church/school activity, but I can't meet a special someone no matter HOW many clubs I go to or a$$#01es I eat."

My cat was really proud of his "catch." He brought a mouse upstairs from the basement, already in a mousetrap!

Comrade 1: "8125 degrees...not great, but not terrible."
Comrade 2: "How high does the temperature gage go?"
Comrade 1: "8125 degrees."

This is how things are now. Stuff that is racist, but is racist going the "right way," gets called non-racist.

I was *RIGHT*!!! When I saw that there were nine comments, I guessed that eight would be from "guest."

So....Ash died and took Pikachu with him?

Semi-monthly means twice a month.

His only friends were some birds, and a person named ROBIN?

"In front of my boys"

A good Wing Man would've gone up with him, and blocked the shot (foul or not, no basket = date).

Can't find a nice lady eagle, but still going through the motions.

I can see men wanting to donate. Luckily, the sperm bank has the solution at hand.