My cat would be watch me being pushed from the window and then go leave to eat some food.

Is that legal

He looks like little josh hutcherson

Awkward when your birthday is 9/11

I don't understand the gibberish some people are arguing on this post. The sentences just take so many strange turns...

Someone should repost this

This show >>>>

To do well in school, you have to pretend you care until you actually do.

"Blue is a color"
"No it isn't"
"It kinda is..."
"EGO PROBLEM"

You can't just pick and choose some parts of capitalism. You like the low taxes, career ladder, and private property... But that comes with high expenses for school and medical.

Woah woah woah liking six freaking hot guys does not make you a geek

Bras before bros

Ones a side dish, ones a main dish. (In that portion size)

Every episode of the office is the best episode!

I want smores cereal to exist

This dog is a better being than most people so know

Possibly the quote Calvin remembers:
(Upon pondering death) "Wow, that seems like an awfully big adventure"
-Peter pan, the boy who never grew up.

*cough cough don't forget* keep calm and carry on.

Yes!! I want a yellow VW bug with a white leather interior and black comfortable hood-that would be amazing

Sometimes books get outdated but that doesn't mean you have to stop reading those books.

I did this when I was three lol I stuck my head between two bars in a Ritz Carloton lobby and apparently a retired president walks through the lobby at that moment XD. The fire department had to come and my mom was so embarassed...I was a stupid little kid.

Why do we have to imagine it? I mean it's out there right now, we could just go and see it.

As a girl I have to say- Feminazi's piss me off. I believe in equal rights not hipocracy.