truth

She isn't in the kitchen, making me a sandwich?

I guess its hidden because the poster doesn't want too much competition for this honey's attention. :)

And the snails are getting sick of his shit.

because fuck that guy.

I miss him. He always made me laugh.

Rant On:
This is the 21st century. Vaccinations do not cause autism. Vaccinations do not make you sick (unless you have an egg allergy, and if you tell the person vaccinating you, they have alternatives). If you fail to vaccinate your child, you should lose your children and be administered a sound and thorough beating. And don't tell me that you've done your research. You are entitled to your own opinions, but not to your own facts. You are entitled to not be vaccinated, but you do not have a right to put your child's life in danger. Full stop.
Rant off.

Obama is awesome.

I'd buy her boxes of the stuff. She has to keep up her energy.
At least she's not a serial killer.

Yes, ignoring the problem works so very well. Just ask the Jews of 1930's Germany, or anyone from Serbia, or Ukrainians, or Native Americans how that worked out.

I bet she only got lucky with someone's grandpa.

Yes. Yes, you are.

Nailed it. It's like they were separated at birth.

Spoiler Alert: he died out there...