I didn't choose the sims life, the sims life chose me 7 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
News flash: that mop wasn't shoved up in your pocket, my friend...
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When your fave show ends 12 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
1. Wrap that mess of stuff up in a really nice, comfortable blanket.
2. Take it for a nice walk outside.
3. When you arrive at a garbage can, throw them with the blanket in there and slam the lid shut.
4. Go and get a life away from TV, doofus.
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2. Take it for a nice walk outside.
3. When you arrive at a garbage can, throw them with the blanket in there and slam the lid shut.
4. Go and get a life away from TV, doofus.
My view of the Ashley Madison hack 10 comments
BE LAZY EVERYONE 18 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
Real moral of the story: if you have a compulsive behavior, get some effin' help, mate.
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Italy doesn't trust anyone, not even themselves 18 comments
Cleveland sounds perfect 8 comments
Cleveland sounds perfect 8 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
I've been there. This is totes legit.
I know several people who caught AIDS from unfortunate dalliances with fish there.
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I know several people who caught AIDS from unfortunate dalliances with fish there.
So this is creepy. 153 comments
boom 16 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
Remember the Maine.
And the Alamo.
And remember to buy some milk and eggs on your way home.
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And the Alamo.
And remember to buy some milk and eggs on your way home.
ISS vs ISIS 16 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
With good reason. Calling it ISIS refers to it as a state (ie, a legitimate government). They are instead a band of thieves, charlatans and murdering thugs.
the sound if deafening! 5 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
Err, what kind of panties is she wearing that make a sound when they hit the floor?
And why would you want to be with someone who's panties are noisy?
Noisy Panties would be a good name for a band. Dibs.
And why would you want to be with someone who's panties are noisy?
Noisy Panties would be a good name for a band. Dibs.
The Official Trailer for Mockingjay Part 2! 15 comments
ISS vs ISIS 16 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
The problem is that this was a message between US congressmen. Can you spot the Tea Party conservatives?
The water challenge 20 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
You know there is a thing called water intoxication.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
So, stick to cheap, over-sugared soda.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
So, stick to cheap, over-sugared soda.
That's where my homework went 8 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
Kinda of a cool gift, but the kid must have thought they were going insane with all the stuff they kept losing...#retirementhomemoms
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boom 16 comments
And underwear... 14 comments
So I found this at work 16 comments
hexy
· 9 years ago
It really is, though I have to admit, we have no pasta copiers at my workplace.
But a boy can dream, right?
But a boy can dream, right?
