No, my brother; you must get your own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HPPoUaJKZQ

Well, it was either that, or give it to Jesus.

It's probably from "William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope":
“True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st."
- Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi

(She gets overly attached to the Quality Lovin'.)

If she wasn't before, she will be after I get there. ;)

Er, its a square cellphone, so unless dicks are now made differently, that bulge is a cell phone.
But you know what? If it is going to make your day to stare at that guy's crotch and fantasize that he's Long Dong Silver or whatever, you do whatever helps you in the warm wet shower, okey-doke?

Whatev. The movie was so full of plot holes. I mean, if Zod was really determined to torch the family, why not just *move his eyeballs* and do so? Superman wasn't controlling those.

Don't get too excited. It's his cell phone, unless pricks are bricks.

The tunnel of Sodom? Eh?

Exactly what I was going to say. They have fleas there that would devour you, and make your soul into an umbrella to keep the sunlight out.

Well done, my dead-eyed equine friend. :)