Come on over and I'll help you understand the metaphor... ;)

I am not sure if keeping Carlos around all those Mayan virgins is such a good idea. The company might end up with fewer Mayan virgins...

*Really* good editing made this gold.

this is totally racist, but rather on point.

Here you go: Greece decided to join the big kids of Europe in the Economics and Finance. The problem, is, the citizens of Greece have turned dodging taxes and bills to an art form. After Greece started playing this game (called Euro Zone), it quickly realized that it had to actually use its own money, and not simply take money from other players in the game. The problem is, Greece has no real money to play this game, and when they are told how to save their money and pay their bills, they throw a tantrum.
Essentially, Greece is a teenager who's being forcibly weaned off an allowance the European parents because they won't clean their own room.

You are broken.

When a crush turns creepy.

A girl who dresses like that is probably not a stranger to men's washrooms.
She's probably not a stranger to anyone, really.

But isn't...isn't it a quite tall tree? I mean, look up in the air, people. Its taller than all the others, so it would be fairly easy to spot, right?