Actually, (let the downvotes begin) but Fred fell asleep on set and everyone just left him there through lunch. There were no tears of any kind.

I actually had flowers, but my brother had the stars.

That...that is a gateway to another universe...

What about women with twisted minds? Are they niiice?

My English teacher actually said 'First things first' and our entire class shouted 'I'm the realest' back at him. I think he's scared of us now.

In Totally Spies, they wore different clothes.

Plot twist: the wine is poisoned.

Twitching...

That goat is prettier than me...

Is he watching..... BOWLING??
Be careful, your dog might just tell you a Dad joke.

Eh... Still not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate'.

'I bet he would mock you'
Kids these days are scary.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! :D

We wear pink on Wednesday.

Grab a full-length mirror and set it in front of the angel. Then run like mad.

The perfect getaway car.

STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOO

Dude! Not cool! I showed this to my sister and she cried, she was so scared!

Nah, you'd need at least two plates of bacon. Also throw our AMAZING flag everywhere and we've got my breakfast.