My eyes have seen the glory...

Me all the time

Where are your legs?

I took away my like to keep this picture at 420 likes.

That's a revenge plot right there.

Many schools have stopped using dodgeball because they say it "induces bullying", which I think is complete bullshit. Save dodgeball.

*Raises both hands*
Amen sista

Technically, Romeo was between 16 and 20.

But my name is Alyssa....

My friends all have something that has been said as their mood message.
For example, mine is "and I will shove these carrots up your asshole" and it's because of something my friend said to me.
Another example: "Your boyfriend is a coin" because the person I said it to has a boyfriend who we call 'nickel'

Mind=blown

I have scars on my body from when I self-harmed, and I worked at a summer camp this summer. One of the girls I was working with one day saw, hugged me, and told me that I was very loved. Sometimes, kids are the best.

Candy corn is disgusting

My friends told me about her dying and I was like "I don't believe you" so they made me watch it and I was like "this movie is a lie" so they made me read the book and I was like "well shit"

I bet you weren't expecting this!

I once won a game of bucket of Uno (six decks mixed together). Destroy their lives.

Sleep tight pupper

Yawn. It works.

In China, we used Bing because we couldn't use Google. *shudders*

Hey, it's not the people who are laughing at Trump you have to worry about.

Single & Ready to
Just be nervous in general.